New Music From Trey Songz - Love Safari via BMF

from what I’m hearing around the net is dude can sling the tool. [pause] I mean he pulled a group of college students on stage. They invited him back to their room and apparently the girls went around telling the world how “Wonderful” Trey was. Well if you need more than sex to make you go whoa. Here is a list of things that will make your lover say whoa.

Ying Yang - The whisper effect is a sure way to get her silky draws wetter than Madonna having a hot flash. In the middle of the grocery store, traffic or just walking by her in the house whisper something sweet, sensual, or just out right nasty in her ear. “Baby I want to Eat you until I Burp!!”

Office Space - A lot of people like to send flowers and candy to a woman’s office on Valentine’s Day, Birthdays or after a hot date, So stand out. Instead of being cliche and sending flowers send her a thank you card for picking up your boxers off the bathroom floor, or send him a gift and card thanking him for running to the store for tampons. It will pave the road to bedroom bliss later that night.

Go Beyonce - And Cater them. Paint her toenails, brush her hair, apply her lipstick and while your doing this tell her about the first time you meet her and what made her sparkle. Ladies, right before the game comes on walk up to him with a plate of hot wings or a bowl of chips and leave the house. Let him know that this sunday is his to relax and not be bothered with you but whwn you come back after the game… The D is all yours.

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