A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Her Man’s Apt
Alexyss K Tylor schools the ladies about taking a crap at their man’s house. I’ve seen it before. I had a girl come from out of town for a week and not take a crap once!! Not crapping on a week of fast food and ManXilla!!! Whoa!!
Now we gave you the guide to taking a crap at work, so now its time to know how to take a crap at your man’s house.
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Put Some Water On It – I’m thinking a female would have to be rotten on the inside not to take a crap at her man’s. So I suggest flushing the toilet after each turd drops. Woooshhh
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Bring Candles & Spray – you’ve heard it before… Light a match, burn some candles and spray. Crapping is natural we all do it, but if you don’t want your man to know that your poo smells worst than a linebacker for the Falcons than hide it with Fabreeze.
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Rub A Dub Dub – Shower Steam tends to help dilute the smell, so turn on the shower and crap and then clean your booty. Your man won’t know you’re pooting, he’ll just think you’re taking a long shower.
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Send Him To The Store - If you still can’t go with him there, then send him to the store, tell him you need some pads and can’t move or something and while he’s gone drop your load quicker than a clumsy UPS delivery man
Taking a crap is normal and most men will actually like you more for it, unless you stop up his toilet like that dude w/ the Mike Tyson neck did in House Party. Oh yeah first thing to do when you get to your man’s house is flush the toilet and check the water pressure. You don’t want one of the little ones to come back and visit you… if you know what I mean.
