13 Reasons To Get Back With Your Baby Mama
My homeboy Illseed is reporting that Diddy pop and Career Celebrity Baby Mama Kim Porter are back together. Although it’s just a rumor I’m going to say I’m happy for him. So to honor this age old tradition… Here are 13 Reasons To Date Baby Mama
13. Earn Income Credit - Nothing beats getting to claim your kids. You spend all that money on weekend visits and child support, while she gets the pleasure of claiming the kids come April.
12. Coochie Coupons - It might be an unwritten rule that one can always sleep w/ their Baby Mama when ever one sees fit. A Pimp in jail told me that he still sleeps w/ his baby moms but only when HE wants too.
11. Less Fights - 9 times out of ten she argues with him because she still wants to be with him. The dude who is late on his support payments, doesn’t get the kid like he’s pose to and calls her out her name. Yet she runs back to him at the first sign of affection.
10. You get to see the kids everyday. - Even though you now have to deal with another baby father and raising someone elses kids. And you now wish you’ve read 13 reasons to avoid single mothers before you got back with your baby mother.
9. The Perfect Fit - Your Baby Mama is the mother of your child b/c at one time or another she had that bomb @$$ loving so getting it back is reason enough.
8. The Cosby’s - Being together with your baby mother is rare but its the way a REAL family should be raise. So now you’re child can grow up with 2 parents.
7. Say Cheese - You can actually have one family portrait instead of one with Daddy and another with Mama.
6. Can You Hear Me Now - Your phone won’t ring at all times of the night while she’s calling you a million and 30 times to see if you’re sleeping with that big booty girl from your job and trying to hear her in the background when she’s calling from a private number.
5. Her Mouth - You get to get the head that trapped you in the first place.
4. Siblings - Your kids will actually have the same DNA which might just be the best thing since sliced bread.
3. Jealousy - You can make your other baby mother jealous, and beside women tend to put up with bum @ss dudes better when their WOOD involved.
2. Free Nights and Weekends - Whenever you want to go out with your boys your baby mother is there to watch the kids. Which means you can roam the streets freely b/c this won’t be a weekend that you have your kids.
1. No Support - The best part of waking up next to your baby mother is that you won’t have to pay child support. No more chsup being withheld from your paycheck and things will be marvelous!!!
Hotsauce
Says:
3.5- she won’t have to smell yo dick
Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 9:04 am
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Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Sexyma078
Says:
Well i hope love is involved some where….i’ve said it a thousand time i have 6 kids and one father to all we are married but not for the kids or to get out of child support we LOVE each other if the love aint there it will never work…but im learning to take your stuff with a grain of salt cause i know you know better!!!
Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
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Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 11:11 am
mzvirgo
Says:
Ahhhh, what a good way to start the morning, Xilla.
Being that I am not a baby mama or anything like that, dudes I know complain that once the woman has the baby they lose their looks and the punanny stretches out of shape. And so they stray instead of just being straight forward.
Also, if the baby mama is so called psycho, why would he want to still sleep with her or go back to her, after she slashed his tires, bleached his clothes, etc. Is psycho punnany even worth it?
One more thing you also forgot to add that he could live rent free if she is on Section 8 and eat good while she gets her WIC. Trust me, I have seen this!!
Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 11:20 am
DEEVA DEE
Says:
Top of the morning to yall, Xillie!!! We missed u out here in the street of Blogland!
Being a babymomma myself, I can say that the dude you have the baby with needs to be right! I aint neva got no child support and the only thing good about the relationship was my baby. And the WOOD. SO I guess two huh? Anywho, if yall getting back with yo babymomma just remember what drove you away in the first place. Sometimes its not good to double dip!!! You might have to keep it pushing ’round here!
deuces,
deevadee!
Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
sugamama
Says:
You left your baby mama/daddy for a REASON REMEMBER!!!!! Why would ANYONE put themselves through the DRAMA of it all again?? I say let the ex’s stay where they are, in the PAST, just like BLACK HISTORY!!!
Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Quick
Says:
I like reasons 1, 5, & 8.
Posted on May 8th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Muhammad
Says:
All of these reasons are top notch, but number 1 is the most pressing reason why number 10 is the most pressing. What’s good Xilla? I miss you duke!
Posted on May 9th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Cishma
Says:
congrats, i think BM’s should stay with they BD’s? Cuz i don’t want his ass… (+ u and ur baby AND ur bullshit)
Posted on May 9th, 2008 at 12:18 am
thaprincess
Says:
This is funny to me, after trying to move away from my BD we just dont want to do it apart. EVERYTHING we do is for our son. He is not mine, he is not his, he is OURS! Im tired of the weak ass baby mommas who give the good ones with no drama a bad name. I dont want your money, I want your help- 1/2 and 1/2 right? And we will always have a bond that he will never have with another woman and I will never have with another man, so instead of saying it wont work-MAKE IT WORK
Posted on May 9th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
thembi
Says:
Ugh. Just ugh.
Posted on May 9th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Kitty
Says:
*dead* at “chisup” I remember seeing that on my cousins paycheck years ago and I was like “I know what ‘fica’ is, but what the heck is ‘chisup’? ” LMAO
Posted on May 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
ChuckT
Says:
The first one was good and this sh!t is classic material too. Luckily I dont have a BM so I dont have to deal with any of this, but from the outside lookin in 1, 5, and 13 are definite bonuses to the game.
Posted on May 9th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
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Posted on May 20th, 2008 at 2:56 pm