Pissed Off P*ssy – Written By The Infamous Lady T
Before these dudes get themselves off too hard core, I like to bring them back to reality. What WE know that they don’t know in their cloud of media inspired delusion is that today’s big chested puffed-up nobodies are tomorrow’s vampire-like blood-sucking losers who will be sure to leach every joy out of life; a life that you perhaps thought could maybe end in him getting better jobs and lifting you up instead of you having to constantly lift his out-of-work ass out of depression…with free sex of course. We have a vision of helping guys like these achieve their “potential,” but then we get glasses. With glasses we are able to more clearly see that they were always unattractive and untalented.
Some dude with a half-rate agent and a prayer needs attention, no doubt. His need for attention, however, is not a reason for women to do anything. Period. Except the women he pays for pussy, but those business deals are between them.
But, I actually love my unknown superstars, and most women do. I don’t have time to watch Saturday Night Live but these guys provide us comedy acts no other dudes can do. We look up their myspace pages and laugh at their pics sitting with half naked strippers at the club. So pathetic! We marvel at their self absorbed song lyrics and laugh out loud at the name of their make-up artist. We listen to them bitch about their wikipedia pages with a snicker thinking about how old they look and how washed up they sound. We need buffoons to poke fun at, piñatas to break open – and the unknown celebrity dicks seem to have interesting looking guts once you break them apart to get on the inside of what makes them tick. But once they are busted, you realize – Oh…that’s right…they are just flesh and blood little men, trying to be big in the body their momma built for them. They poke their pricks around like little pretend swords trying to slay the dragon coming out of my pussy. He could never make that little thingy reach…but, thank you momma for the comedy.
Laughing keeps this miserable, pathetic world alive.
Because we “give” it to these guys they not only take it, they disrespect us as they describe it to others as if “god the father” came down from heaven and fashioned every appealing tit, ass and vagina just for them. Rape doesn’t exist in a world where women are possessions. Sure, these guys might do nothing but fantasize about meaning relationships with beautiful, real women; but the only thing they deserve are STDs from the vacuous sluts they claim to despise whose thighs they trip and find themselves all up in time and time again. We can’t take it upon ourselves to dry these bastards’ eyes all the time, we can’t be their mothers. They come to us with their cocks out thinking none of us have razors hidden in our palms, but a hand job is something a man usually closes his eyes for…and let me tell you…these dicks coming crooked better watch me. I like a good, bloody joke.
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