Pissed Off P*ssy – Written By The Infamous Lady T
These dudes oftentimes type at you in ALL CAPS, so they are literally hollering (as much as they can over the computer) right into your inbox. Their spelling is horrendous, as if their undoubtedly expensive computers are not equipped with spell check. They abuse tired lines like, “I have killed tha most bangin broads in tha bizness…” thinking me, the reader, will jump right into their fantasy and begin to get “jealous” for no apparent reason.
Besides, I think you are way too prissy to fuck – with your nail manicures, makeup, ass-hugging jeans and designer wallet, who are you trying to compete with? Women? Why?!? The whole psycho babble coming from dudes that they acquire the cars and the “bling” and the fashion for demanding women is not an inconsequential lie. It is blaming women for the bullshit consumerism they have spoon fed us through patriarchy, and we should stop standing for it. They need to take responsibility for their addiction to purchasing bullshit, and for thinking we fall into the category of “things a person can purchase” as well. Besides, who do these faggots think they are fooling? I love men, but I DO NOT want to see them sporting jeans so tight I can see the outline of their butt cracks…but guess who does? Other dudes.
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