Dennis Rodman Tells DMX What It Is
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Word has it that on, March 11th ex ballplayer and the guy who dressed up like this, Dennis Rodman cursed DMX out. Well I’m damn glad he did b/c someone needed to tell him the truth.
Hey Shawty – First, Rodman said that it couldn’t be DMX because he was too short. I remember when I first saw, DMX it was in Harlem during Easter, my sister was buying her kids Easter outfits, that my deceased crackhead aunt stole. Anyway this dude was my sister size. I was shocked, the man w/ the voice of a giant was a just big enough not to be a midget. It was at that moment that I both Rejected and Denounced him.
A Thug’s Prayer – Then, Rodman began approaching DMX aggressively yelling, “What do you know about God to be dropping a gospel album.” . That was the exact thing I said when Necole Bitchie told me that this clown was making a gospel album, we were on the phone and I nearly choked on my drink. Do you know how hard it is to wipe rainbow colored liquid off a computer screen? Damn Earl, I thought It was dark and hell was hot, homie? Now you in Heaven, nah bruh you’re just HIGH, it’s a difference.
DMX didn’t seem to react in any way, but when Rodman got too close, security, DMX’s and DJ GQ’s entourages had to step in to diffuse the situation. DMX reportedly calmly told Rodman that he would check him when he “opens his eyes.” Source
Now one thing I’ve learned from growing up in urban America is that you don’t mess with a crackhead with his eyes closed. But I say all of that to say this, dogs, Ruff Ryders and Dark Men everywhere, someone step in and help Earl out. He has a problem and I give him 3 years top before he’s either dead or in prison for doing something really really dumb.
