Things To Do On The Toilet
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I was a little bit reluctant to post this blog, but then I thought people like smelling other’s people’s farts. Don’t believe me, ask you co-worker if someone farted and watch they sniff… I’ll wait.
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They sniffed didn’t they? See I told you so.
Things To Do While Taking A Crap.
The Source – Do I really need to break this one down. Once the premiere source for hip hop and now virtually irrelevant. Can you tell me who was on the cover of the source before that Lil Wayne cover was posted on the blogs? I’ll wait.
Shampoo & Rinse – Read the back of the stuff under your cabinet you’ll be amazed at how dumb they think people are. Warning do not spray in your eyes, apply to skin… Rinse with soap and water. Like you’re going to accidentally put 409 on your body and then wash it with peanut butter. SMCH!!! [the sound of sucking ones teeth in utter disgust]
TP-2 – Pull all of the toilet paper off of the roll and compare the roll to your/or your bf penis size. I never done this but if you’re bored and need something to do try that.
Can You Hear Me Now – Talk on the phone, I can guarantee that if you have my number you have talked to me while I was taking a crap. Make it even more fun my grunting while you’re trying to talk.
