Wait A Minute… Your Name Is What?
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This Blog is dedicated to N.W.K.A. [Negros With Knuckle Ash] Damn, Mr. Cheeks what were you punching Powder? Now that I think of it… Mr. Cheeks?!? If that ain’t the gayest rap name ever. Speaking of names, I want to smack the parents of 75% of all children born in the 80’s
Drugs in the 80’s must have been a trip, Urban parents all across the globe got fed up with the standard names and started making stuff up.
A few parents of the 90’s are not off the hook either. I know about 4 kids named Nas, 3 Tupacs & 5 little boys named DeVante. I know they were pissed when they saw him on the BET awards a few years ago.
So today we will agree to bury 5 names and never use them again.
Cherevah - Just because it looked nice when you wrote it on a piece of loose leaf paper, doesn’t mean you should give that name to your child. There are rule to english language. I before E cept after C.
Michaelisha – Combining names is never a good look. You ruin your child and will give them a complex for the rest of their life. They’ll be 35 years old still telling people to call them Tweety or MiMi. It’s just not right. Alright?
Nevaeh – Spelling things backwards is not acceptable either. I swear if another big belly tell be she is naming her child that I’m going to scream. If you’re slow like me then you will need someone to tell you that Neveah is Heaven spelled backwards.
Love – Now love isn’t that bad of a name but it’s the methodology behind it which is a problem. Female like naming their children after nouns. Diamond, Alize, Chardonay, or Entyce, just because you make up a spelling doesn’t give it a different meaning. Don’t do it, think of your child’s future
Ty’Asya – Hyphens, apostrophes and continents. People please stop doing this things. Fathers even if you have to stick around and raise a child by a jump off here is where you really should insert your scumbag pathetic form of a life. [talking to runaways fathers] Don’t let your bloodline become effected w/ a hyphen name. It’s now against the law.
