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Ushers Nice Way To Make A Porno

Posted by BlogXilla On March - 13 - 2008

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Ok I know i’m reaching here but where there is smoke there is fire. Polow the Meerkat sat down w/ MTV and started running his mouth about Usher’s new album Here I Stand called Lights Camera Action and said:

‘Lights, Camera, Action,’ we made that song after the first night we played ‘Love in This Club’ at the club, Jermaine Dupri’s club,” Polow recalled. “It’s a nice little way to tell a girl, ‘Let’s make a porno.‘ It could be with your girl or a new girl. It’s telling her, ‘You know you love right. … There’s something I wanna do with you I never tried before.’

I don’t know how I would feel if a sex tape leaked from Usher and Tameka, eww I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. So how does one pop the question of making home video’s?


Be Creative
- Why not write a script for the movie. Make it a whole theme, he can be the pizza guy and she can call him up and order the extra anchovies. There are so many roles to be played, the burglar theme, handy man theme, and desperate housewife theme.

Give Her Control - Let her hold the camera, and better yet throw her a couple of dollars, and tell her to stop at Victoria’s Secret and buy an outfit for the feature presentation.

Live Feed - Mirrors are common place for all sexual intellectuals, but you can take it up a notch with a camera. Hook the camcorder up to the TV and get it on while watching each other live and in HD.

Give Her The Tape - This has more to do w/ control, let’s face it dudes can be petty and the last thing she wants to do is end up on the internet getting piped out, so let her keep the tape. I know it defeats the purpose b/c us men like to use our own tape for beat off time. But She’ll let you borrow the tape I’m sure. That’s when you [Dub IT]

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7 Responses

  1. bLaqK InkNo Gravatar Says:

    See Xilla you wrong

    Dub it…don’t be giving these men ideas. And I think you have messed it up for my guy as well. The only veiwing will be at my house.

    No you can’t borrow it…don’t ask! lol

    Posted on March 13th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

  2. bLaqK InkNo Gravatar Says:

    EWWW…Usher and that old lady. EWWW

    Posted on March 13th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

  3. h a y e sNo Gravatar Says:

    ..dub it? *smh*

    Posted on March 13th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  4. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    lol you know i had to use the word DUB!! when was the last time someone dubbed an album!!! lol

    Posted on March 13th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

  5. Lina MNo Gravatar Says:

    Oh No hell No! It’s a nice suggestion if you wanna spice up the relationship. BUT what about when the relationship ends..It’s better to be live and in living colour no cameras..Sorry! Lawd knows what would happen to that tape if you end up breaking up on BAD terms..

    Posted on March 13th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

  6. mzvirgoNo Gravatar Says:

    Never have been and never will be on tape. Why do I need to see myself on tape? I know I am going to criticize myself like, hmmmm, maybe I should do it like the movies… And NO he can’t have a copy either.

    Posted on March 13th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  7. yesNo Gravatar Says:

    ive made a cameo on a camera phone, as long as they didnt get my tattoo i should be okay?

    Posted on March 14th, 2008 at 3:49 am

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