Ok I know i’m reaching here but where there is smoke there is fire. Polow the Meerkat sat down w/ MTV and started running his mouth about Usher’s new album Here I Stand called Lights Camera Action and said:

‘Lights, Camera, Action,’ we made that song after the first night we played ‘Love in This Club’ at the club, Jermaine Dupri’s club,” Polow recalled. “It’s a nice little way to tell a girl, ‘Let’s make a porno.‘ It could be with your girl or a new girl. It’s telling her, ‘You know you love right. … There’s something I wanna do with you I never tried before.’

I don’t know how I would feel if a sex tape leaked from Usher and Tameka, eww I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. So how does one pop the question of making home video’s?

Be Creative - Why not write a script for the movie. Make it a whole theme, he can be the pizza guy and she can call him up and order the extra anchovies. There are so many roles to be played, the burglar theme, handy man theme, and desperate housewife theme.

Give Her Control - Let her hold the camera, and better yet throw her a couple of dollars, and tell her to stop at Victoria’s Secret and buy an outfit for the feature presentation.

Live Feed - Mirrors are common place for all sexual intellectuals, but you can take it up a notch with a camera. Hook the camcorder up to the TV and get it on while watching each other live and in HD.

Give Her The Tape - This has more to do w/ control, let’s face it dudes can be petty and the last thing she wants to do is end up on the internet getting piped out, so let her keep the tape. I know it defeats the purpose b/c us men like to use our own tape for beat off time. But She’ll let you borrow the tape I’m sure. That’s when you [Dub IT]

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