Kanye & Ray West – Good Water Top 5 Urban Drinks
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The Corner Store has informed the world that Kanye West and his Father plan to open up another Good Water Cafe in the nations capitol of DC. Business ventures make me thirsty, but only for drinks you can find in the hood.
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Quarter Water – aka the 25 cent juice, maybe the last thing from my childhood which hasn’t sky rocketed in price. Please remember to poke 2 holes in the top if you’re drinking it w/o a straw b/c you don’t want your lip to get caught in its tin foil cover. It hurts trust me.
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Snapple – It amazed that when I moved from NJ they didn’t sell all flavors Snapple’s in my hood. I swear I went a year of so with out a snapple and their weird facts under the cap. Speaking of the cap it can also double as a loud click maker if you press in on the top. I can get my click to travel 3 city blocks.
Arizona Ice Tea – I’ve heard they’re made by the Klan so I don’t drink it, and to top it off they went and put a plantation on the can of their latest version of Sweet Tea. SMCH!
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Mistic – Weird flavors, funny shaped bottles and clear plastic labels yet it goes perfect with anything from the chicken shack on a late night after the club.
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C&C Soda – The Hoods Staple, they still cost less than a dollar for any size. It’s liquid tooth decay in a bottle. Yet we love it, nothing says the hood like a bottle of C&C soda.
