Beyonce As Etta James – How To Talk To Old People.
Beyonce on the set of Cadillac Records, where she plays legendary soul singer, Etta James. Now Ms. James has been quoted with some less than complimentary remarks about “Beyaki”. Etta told PageSix “I don’t think she looks like me, but that’s all right. They can fix that up,” She sounds like the drunk old lady who lives in my building.
You know in the urban areas around the globe that there is always some drunk old lady who will curse your black ass out. But you just have to deal with it. Here are some fun replies for getting curse out by an old person.
I’m sorry Rosa Parks punked you and made you get off the bus when you were a child, but don’t be mad at me!!
So that’s what Noah said to you when he lured your big ass onto his ark?
So what did Fredrick Douglas look like when you used to baby sit him?
I know A Nigg@ when I see one and I think I’m looking at one now. [why old people always want to call somebody a nigg@?]
When was the last time somebody ate your old dust filled Coochie?
How would you react to an old person cursing you out?
