Chris Brown Fighting? 5 Things To Do When A Fight Breaks Out
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Chris Brown addresses the Mediatakeout rumors stating that he was in a fight, yet one thing proves true there are 3 sides to every story. His side, Their side and the TRUTH. Check out the footage, and my article to keep you safe during a fight. Sort of.
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[Click Here To View The Actual Witness Footage From Incident] via Hip Hop Chronicle
Every wonder what to do if a fight pops off right next to you well here are 5 simple tips.
Follow the Action – If everyone starts running, follow them. Don’t ask question, don’t look for the strange noise just run. You’re probably going to be running for nothing but at least you’ll be in one piece. FYI at the Greek Fest I’m the reason all those niggas be running.
Watch The Festivities – If you have a big set of balls like me, then you can just stand there and watch the action. Last weekend after a night of clubbing I had to take a leak. So I walked down a hill and what did I see? 4 men jumping and robbing another. I just pulled out my dick and took a piss. One guy pulled out a gun, but I was in full leak mode. Needless to say I escaped with no holes in my body.
Jump In – Getting a punch in on an unsuspecting victim is pretty lame, but if you’re people is getting their ass beat you’re obligated by some unwritten code of the streets to jump in and join the fight.
Don’t Jump In – If you can’t fight, then you’re obligated by some unmoral punk code to some how not see your people getting their ass kicked. No need for both of y’all being beaten to a pulp.
Break It Up - It’s 2008 and we are all adults here so if you know one of the parties or just feel like Mills Lane then step in and try to calm the fight down. It’s nothing worst than seeing 2 black people fighting over something stupid. And Let’s face it most fights are over the dumbest things. Just be safe and try to maintain the peace.
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Oh yeah Watch out for the bouncers if you’re in a club. Those oversized monsters in black will push, stomp and manhandle anyone in their way.
