Dream Ft Young Jeezy – I Love Your Girl – The New OPP

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The Dream – [I Love Your Girl Remix Ft Young Jeezy]
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One thing reigns true in almost every Urban area in America, everybody is sleeping with the same people. This supports the fact that being down w/ OPP has never gone out of style. I am a firm believer that if you say the right thing, has on the right clothes, and happen to be doing the right thing you can break right through the most common defense of ever female. “I Got a Man”

In today’s world being faithful is an ideology of the past. Here are 5 Truths of Cheating.

Doing Something Wrong

Men – If the wife at home is not doing something right the male will stray, we never intend on leaving. It’s just that a girl from work, or our myspace page has been throwing the sex at us every since we filled out that sex survey.

Women – If a man is doing something wrong they won’t jump into a new sexual relationship as fast as a man would. But every female I know has a D.O.C. [Dick on Call]. This is the guy who is she is super cool with and her boyfriend wonders if he is gay or not. The DOC usually looks better than the boyfriend, has a better car than the boyfriend and she’ll soon find out if he is better in bed than the boy friend.

That New New

Men: We can smell it from a mile away, when new p*ssy is being offered we are like bloodhounds on the scent of the latest fugitive. A man will do anything to get it, brag about how well he can perform in bed, and even offer to just eat the S3X. It’s nothing a man won’t do for a bit of the New-New. So ladies next time you’re in awe of how wonderful he is… wait until after you give him some to delivery his final grade.

Women: Women on the other hand can keep the new-new in their pocket for years. They’ll save it for a drunken night, or a night when their man at home is acting like an Ass Clown. But once they get it, they’ll go all out. They’ll throw it back and do all the naughty things they won’t do with their boyfriend.

Because

Men: There is not better reason other than it was there, the girl from the club had one too many Goose and Cranberry’s and just got a little bit too friendly. This is also considered the trip and fall into the p*ssy effect. You do it because it was there.

Women: Her because can be as minor as he had on a cute pair of shoes, or as big as, the one at home cheated and now it’s her turn for revenge. She also could have has one too many Goose and Cranberry’s and totally forgot she had a man at home.

Nothing is Wrong But It’s Just Not Right

Men: Point blank, the in house coochie is garbage. So what else can you do when she does everything else right, but she doesn’t get wet enough, doesn’t make it clap and is just a plan ole bore in bed? We stray, sex is on every corner in the urban community if you know just what to say and chances are he won’t get caught.

Women: When the toys run out of batteries and she’s laying there frustrated because he came quicker than a package from FedEx next day air from across the street she will evoke her D.O.C. A woman can only stand so much senseless poking until she is fed up with it and needs to get her groove back.

Don’t You Know No Good

Men: Let’s face it some men are just dogs and will cheat on an open book test if they are giving the chance to its just life.

Women: Let’s face it some women are just whores and will cheat on an open book test if they are giving the chance to its just life.