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Outkast’s Andre 3000 is making big moves and “will be reprising his role in the final season of FX’s cop drama The Shield this summer.” Be sure to check out his new movies in theaters now Semi Pro - Source
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There is something about the mentality of an urbanite that always allow us to have fun. We don’t need to go out in order to have a good time. When we are chilling in the house one thing we know how to do is have a good time.

The Fight Party - When a major event comes on television we invite our friends over, buy a few bags of chips and you can best believe that somebody is going to make the best chicken wings you’ve ever tasted. Please let’s not forget the drinks. Bottles of your favorite rappers favorite alcoholic beverages will be in full effect. You’ll see your best friend resembling Lil Wayne by the end of the night with a red cup in hand.

A Blockbuster Night - When we’ve been to every restaurant in the city or just plain want to get it on, we’ll call up the bootleg man who has the clearest video’s on the face of the earth and get it popping. Microwave popcorn, more liquor and a box of condoms can provide for a very entertaining night for less than the price of admission for 2 at your local multiplex.

The Spades Game - One thing urbanites know how to do play a game of spades. Fights may occur friendships and relationship may end but one this is for certain. somebody will have bragging rights for the end of time. Or at least until the next spades game. There are a few rules to playing spades.

If you throw that lovely prostitute called the queen out of turn and get her cut up like lunch meat by a strong 3 of spades, rest assure fights must begin immediately.

If your partner throws out a king only for you to eat it up with your ace, and then you throw out a 6 of the same suit of the king your greedy ass ace just ate! Fights must begin immediately

No Talking across the board. It’s not allowed so you can save your 4 and 2 pimps for someone else b/c i’ll cut em like an angry baby mother from the projects and 6 nappy headed kids will do a baby daddy’s new jump off.

When it comes to score keeping please understand that you will be labeled the Losers until you beat the person keeping score. Deal with it b/c I can’t be beat in spades

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