The Rollar Coaster Life Of A Lazy Female
.
I guess I could have also named this blog Good Reasons Why The Lazy Woman Is Not Single. But I couldn’t do that to my independent women and just through them under the bus. So since I am an equal opportunity blogger lets get to business.
Disclaimer - This Blog Is Not About YOU. I wrote it b/c this is the stuff I have seen while growing up, it’s just in fun.
She Doesn’t Have A Job - Welfare, Section 8, provide her with just enough income to get by which allows her to spend more than enough time looking for a man. She doesn’t have much else to do so she is easily influenced by the raunchy lyrics in hip hop and has evolved in the genetic time line with a super human strength. Translation [She can suck a marble through a straw and men love it]
Downfalls - The house looks a mess, and she’s probably sleeping with 14.6 people for your neighborhood.
-
She Has Connections - She has a phone in someone else’s name, her lights in her mommy name, her cable in her daddy name and numerous kids for him to claim on his tax returns. This is a one of the best benefits because you never have to drop extra money to help her pay a bill, and if he does she will provide some head that will make his toes not only curl but jump off his foot and start pop locking like Damon from Friday After Next.
Downfalls - He will have some shit cut on in his name, and his credit will eventually be screwed up upon break up
-
You’re Not Her Daddy - Neck Rolling, and loudness will apply, and while she is also quick to remind him that He is not her daddy, all of this goes out of the window when she wants something.
Downfalls - There is something bout the Lazy Female that people just can’t seem to say no to, you’re their personal slave and they will use you until you’re useless.
Tiara
Says:
Lol @ you using a pic of Remy
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Sugamama
Says:
So, this is a general question to everyone. Do men REALLY prefer a stay at home, section 8 payin her rent, no cleanin’, baby makin’, target hooker to a woman that can handle all her own business just casue the hooker has sucked SO many dicks she is now considered a PRO???? I really want to know this. My friends and I have had this discussion SO many times, and it always seems to be them (hookers) that get the men.
Now on the other hand, LADIES, wo would REALLY want a man that would rather be with someone that cant take care of herself and children?? I know I would rather be alone.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 9:18 am
J. Lewis
Says:
Ain’t nothin’ better than some Section 8 pussy lol j/k
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 9:26 am
BlogXilla
Says:
heck no suga mama it’s just a tad bit easier that’s all.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Coffee
Says:
OMG, this answers SO much for me…….well, shame on me for finishing college, getting a great job in corporate America and being more than able to pay my own bills and then some. Sigh.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 10:36 am
mzvirgo
Says:
Sugar Mama,
The reason, as Xilla stated, why men prefer the lazy Section 8, knob-slobbing, don’t wanna get a job, stripping and side-tricking woman over the working woman is because with them, there’s no need for a man to work as hard to get the punanny. All they need to hear from the guy is that they have a big d–k and that they can pay their bills and their legs fly open like the automatic doors. But you know what they say? Hoodrats have a shelf life. The men just want the “Right now” punanny until they find the real deal.
The chickenheads never win. Once we get that in our heads, then we’re good to go.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Recently hurt
Says:
LMAO.
YO you crazy!!!!!!!!!
I’m crying right now. You making me straight want to quit my job and get some section 8 because I can’t get a dude to do nothing for me. I’m tired of paying all the bills by myself.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 11:23 am
BlogXilla
Says:
lol don’t do that RH we need you here at BX
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
h a y e s
Says:
LMAO!!!!!
MARBLE through a STRAW? too much time on her hands.. TOO much time! and the income tax thing.. u hit that RIGHT on the money!! i see that TOO much. who came up with THAT foolishness?!
this was a GOOD one! u be hittin them key points!!
…i’m not even gonna respond to the “can’t get a dude to do nothin for me” .. the fxck?! ..pissed at that.
HEY XILLA! :]
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
Hey Hayes how is work today?
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
h a y e s
Says:
BUSY! since like 3 people called out lol.
How’s your day goin?
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
slow… not enough money being made!!! lol
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Recently hurt
Says:
Don’t respond sweety because i was talking to you
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Recently hurt
Says:
xilla I guess when i want to joke with you i’ll hit you up on your page. people kill me trying to talk slick about a response to a blog that’s all in fun. i guess people don’t know how to take a joke. too funny for me. LOL
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
bLaqK Ink
Says:
LAdies you don’t not need to be a lazy chick to be the sh!t in the head dept… Thats part of taking care of your business Ms. INDEPENDENT
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
h a y e s
Says:
everytime i hope OFF the phone my joint ding just soon as i hit release! not the business. but hey come wednesday i won’t be frustrated den, lol.
lol @ blaqk ink!! u meant that shit too, huh man! ain’t mad.
hehe cause she was talkin to me? i’ll take that as a typo and do as you should- move that shit right along ;]
hoo-flah.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Recently hurt
Says:
move along then. like I said people can’t take jokes but if talking slick on blogs makes you feel like you doing something then by all means be my guess.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
h a y e s
Says:
you call it talking slick. i call it an opinion which i’ll state whenever, however, where ever - just as you are. more power to ya honey bun. ;]
is the ignorance over yet?
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
please… keep it casual
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
h a y e s
Says:
UGH. OK OK. SOWWIE XILLA. lol.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
bLaqK Ink
Says:
Hayes
you KNOW I was not playing
Gotta stay on top of it to compete with these lazy ones…
but Xilla you forgot to talk about the most dangerous Section 8 Breed…the one who actually cleans, cooks and is good at it. The thing that makes her unique is she pretends that she doesn’t know what she is doing..but knows she doesn’t want a job…has great baby daddies/previous victims.
She gives the man that undivided atttention that is current INDY isn’t for that time
Then this man tries to come home with a bunch of ne stuff…
And the story continues…
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
Thank you I dont’ mean to censor anyone. But No need to fight or argue that’s just silly i like both of you. And Y’all should get ot know eahc other y’all might be friends…. RH tell her where you’re from.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
oh yeah Blaqk those are the dangerous ones… i want a section 8 female. Hell I want Section 8.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Sugamama
Says:
OMG!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!! I want section 8!!! I dont even want that I want one of those credit cards with food money on them!!!!!! Ha Ha!!! Its the least the government can do since I BUST my tail EVERYDAY!!!
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
bLaqK Ink
Says:
Sug
I think this is the first time I have ever agreed with you…I want section 8 too…
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
I think we all want section 8 lol
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Recently hurt
Says:
because i deal with you Xilla and you are my peoples i will not comment any further on the BS.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
h a y e s
Says:
blaqk ink- LMAO I KNOW YOU WASN’T
xilla- NOT that they dangerous LOL!
BOTH ya’ll too much!!
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
PUSSYCATFUN
Says:
“SHE DOESN’T HAVE A JOB”
THAT IS HER EFFIN’ JOB…TO NOT HAVE A DARN JOB!
SHE STOOD IN LINE IN THE RAIN,SNOW,SLEET AND HAIL TO ABTAIN THAT SECTION 8 AND NOW SHE IS GONNA USE THAT TO THE FULL!
SHE ONLU HAS TO PAY 2.00 PER MONTH BUT, MOVED HER FRIEND IN WITH HER TWO KIDS AND NOW SHE IS CHARGING HER FRIEND 500.00 PER MONTH PLUS FOOD STAMPS!
HER BOYFRIEND LIVES THERE FOR FREE EVEN THOUGH SHE THROWS HIM OUT EVERY OTHER WEEK!
BUT, HE STILL COME IN SMOKING WEED AND GETTIN’ DRUNK IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!
BUT, WHEN INSPECTION TIME COME FOR SEC.8 TO CHECK THE APARTMENT EVERYBODY HAVE TO LEAVE THAT DAY UNTIL SEC.8 LEAVE!
SHE HAVE CONNECTIONS…..WHEN HER KIDS FINALLY GROW UP THEY HAVE A 50,000.00 DOLLARS DEBT THEY MOMMA CAUSED THEM AND NOW THEY HAVE TO PAY CAUSE THE MOMMA IS STILL BROKE AS HELL AND WENT FROM COUNTY WELFARE TO CITY CAUSE ALL HER KIDS ARE GROWN.
YOU AIN’T MY DADDY…..
AFTER SHE SMOKE UP ALL HIS WEED PLUS DRINK HIS 40 OF “PRIVATE STOCK” AND NOW SHE WANT TO TELL HIM TO GET THE EFF OUT SO SHE CAN HOLLA AT THE NEXT DUDE HE KNOCK HER UPSIDE HER HEAD AND SHE PULLS A KNIFE AND CALLS THE COPS BUT, DON’T WANT TO PRESS CHARGES SO THE COPS STOP COMING TO HER SEC.8 APARTMENT NOW THE CHICK IS DEAD!
YES, THE LIFE OF A LAZY ASS CHICK!
WASH YOUR FACE AND GET YOUR MIND RIGHT!
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
h a y e s
Says:
LMAO I BEEN WAITIN ON PCF!!!
if SHE ain’t the TRUTH!!
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
J. Lewis
Says:
Naaaaaaah Nah Nah Nah Wait til I get my food stamps right
Naaaaaaah Nah Nah Nah Then you can’t tell me nothing right
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Sugamama
Says:
blaqk, maybe , just maybe I am NOT such a bad girl!!!! LOL!!!!! So I am going to take it as a compliment!!!!
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
@ JLewis I’ll cop more pink Cup cakes and pop my collar!!!!!
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
cassie
Says:
Xilla, you must have met my husband’s baby mama?? LOL.
She has at least 9 people staying at her house; has her cell phone in her daughter’s name, the lights and cable in her youngest son’s name; she will get a job for only three months and then quit - just so she can get a W2. I could go on and on.
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Eric
Says:
Babygirl I could slap your mama for the blog I just read, laxy woman. I hate to say it but I got one and you called her out to the T. she’s on SEC’8 AND WORKS FOR 8:50 HR AND LOVES IT. Don’t cook or clean but can tell you the number to the pizza joint of the top of her head, and speaking of head that’s the reason i’m still messing with her she can give head in her sleep and when she wakes up is wet and ready to suck and fuck, what can I say i’m a sucker for a good lay.
Posted on March 5th, 2008 at 7:02 am
shena
Says:
sugamama - i think the men want the pro ho! they don’t want anything or anyone that makes them too much work. everything is effortless and lies - smoke and mirrors, baby! lol
Posted on March 7th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
queenjenine814
Says:
WOW!! U just described my cousin! she’s 19 with 2 kids (3 & 1 1/2) two different baby daddies who are both in jail! She ’s raping the system and loving it! What can I say she get it from her momma( who has 7 kids) SMH ROFL!
Posted on March 11th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
SayIT
Says:
In the long run the Independent women win, we get the ring and the respect that the ladies on section 8 most often do not, yea they may be supahead but what man wants 2 introduce a hoe 2 his family & friends? what man will willingly call a hoe his woman & be proud of it? Or walk her down tha aisle at that? He wouldnt even be able 2 trust her around his patnas of male family members, Real men dont want their children (daughters especially) 2 have a hoe as their mother for fear that its that childs destiny 2 be just like her mother, & real men aren’t intimadated by a independent woman, they step up to the challenge & there are plenty of bizness women who can juggle a career, home & her man its called multi-tasking and furthemore Independent women prefer independent men if u aint got shit goin 4 yaself & u’d rather be a leach 2 a statistic we dnt want you!
Posted on April 15th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Вечерний м
Says:
I not understend what U want
Posted on May 15th, 2008 at 3:40 am
секс
Says:
давайте займемся этим!
Posted on May 16th, 2008 at 4:29 am
crack
Says:
my girl crazy, man!
Posted on May 26th, 2008 at 6:19 pm