Animal Instinct
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Everybody wants to do it like the animals, whether it’s tongue action like a snake, froggy style or every ones favorite, Doggy Style. But in my observations in urban areas I find that we all have a specific animal we can relate to. Here are a few of them.
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Praying Mantis – There are females out here who prey on men just like this famous insect. They lurk the clubs, basketball games and any place were ballers frequent. The lure them in with great sex and trap them and when the sex is over you’re getting your head chomped off by child support and baby momma drama.
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Rats – Think about it for a second, have you ever seen a rat having sex? Chances are the answer is no, but you know they are involved in some extreme fucking. One look at the NY subway can confirm this. There are guys and girls out there who you would never expect who have slept with half the job, town and school, they just know how to keep their dirty laundry concealed.
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Chimpanzee – Chimps are just like humans, they do it for any reason. “I found a banana, lets have sex” “I took a crap in the woods, Lets have sex”. There are people out there who will just have sex for any reason. I once knew a girl who was a nympho she would want to do it all night long and I was just the one for the job. After a while after making her reach climax 6 times in one night she was still ready for more. I never understood this until I watched Animal Planet then it dawned on me that this chick was Lauren London mixed w/ a Chimpanzee.
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Sea Lion – Ladies always ask me why do men cheat, I sum it up as the alpha male syndrome. This is the case w/ the sea lion. One male sea lion sleeps with every females on his island b/c he is the biggest and baddest mofo around. Same thing with dudes. We want to bang every female w/ a vagina. Sad thing is that some ladies suffer from Male Sea Lion Syndrome as well. [MSLS]
What Kind Of Animal Are You?
