Nelly – Check The Adams Apple – Testing Our Women

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I saw this picture on a message board and well, Nelly needs to check the adams apple on this one. Men need to understand that you can’t go around feeling the booty of every chick you meet. But there are a few test Urban Males should give to every female they plan on sticking.

The Hand & Neck Test – In today’s world of medical breakthroughs this test should be the first test you give when you encounter a female. First check her neck, if you see an Adam’s apple, break out your Juvenile Jackson. This is when you hit a Michael Jackson spin and run for it, run for it, run!!!! Next is the hand test, if her hands are bigger than yours there might be a problem.

The Dip And Sniff Test – This test can be applied by either male or female when things are getting heated and the tension in the air is thicker than Buffy The Body. Men, you have 2 ways to do this:

1. During a make out session, make your way to the panty area and rub the kitty. Sometime before entry run your finger by your nose. If it smells like flipper, go home.

2. Play fighting, this is a way you can get to the crotch area and take a whiff without her knowing. If you smell something strange, spend no change, hop in your range and go home.

Women, you can run a few test of your own. Right when you’re about to get it on and you want to know if your box is right… take a dip and sniff. And if you’re worried about, getting to close to musky balls, we are dumb, just go down and take a whiff. We’ll never know.

When it comes to relationship, we are always testing our mates. Whether it’s if he’ll open doors, or will she be cool with going dutch on a date or two. Testing is essential. What are some of the test you run?