Doing The Butt – It Never Happens Like The Movies
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My homie and new blogger on the scene MzVirgo gave me a topic that I thought would be a great conversation starter. It’s every man’s request, and most women’s nightmare. It’s an exit and not an entrance, and it never goes down like it does in the flicks. I’m talking about anal sex.
I mean I love watching it in the “flicks” but doing it myself? It’s kind of like my time writing this blog. Because I’ve rewrote this paragraph at least ten times, just like how I have to keep trying to put it inside. I have to deal with, loud ouches, numerous slow downs, and multiple don’t do it too hard. Out of all the times I’ve tried it I’ve probably only had 2 enjoyable occasions.
Take Your Time
First thing you must do is take your time, don’t just shove it in if you’re with a novice at the maneuver. Learn from my mistake, one time I was attempting to go in the tight hole and I was all greased up with all natural olive oil and my Johnson slipped out of my hands and go inside the booty faster than a speeding bullet. It produced a scream so loud my mother knocked on my door to ask if anything was all right in there. It sort of ruined the mood. So take your time and ease on down the road known as the Hershey highway.
Warm Up the Engine
Now you wouldn’t bake a cake if you didn’t preheat the oven at 350 degrees so it’s probably a major plus if you eat it, lick it, or get her so drunk she can’t feel her limbs. Start with a finger to introduce her to the feeling, a tongue doesn’t hurt either if that’s your thing. But remember the women from the movies are professionals it’s their job. She works for the man and although she might be the biggest freak in the bed she is still most respectable lady in the streets so she can’t show up to work with a limp for 2 to 3 week because you wanted to be thumper the rabbit. You should be more like a Mad Lion and Take It Easy.
More Than Meets The Eye
Now the female anatomy is a wonderful creation. If you didn’t know there are numerous triggers to help a female achieve the O’face. You don’t have to stick, and you shouldn’t force it upon them b/c it won’t be enjoyable for either party. You’ll get F’d up trying to stick it in an unwarranted C0ck in the duke shoot. It’s 2008 and ladies are no longer buying the “I thought that was the kitty” line. So don’t force or pressure her she’ll do it when she’s ready.
It never happens like the movies, so unless a girl tells me to stick it in her butt, I’m not asking. Save it, I don’t want to chase you, stop and be gentle or none of that mess. I want it just like the movies. So if you want to do the butt let a playa know.
