BlogXilla Mixtape – Breakfast In Bed
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It’s Valentine’s day, the day of love, and ironically the day single loveless people dread. Most people spend the entire beginning of the month trying to figure out what they are going to do to please their significant other. Yet people seem to forget about the day after.
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You spend all night drinking, having a great time and making lots of hot sweaty love. But yet in the morning, when you roll over with cold in your eye and you breath smelling like left over nut, cooch, and old Rick Ross farts you stare at each other and wonder whose going to cover the tab for breakfast.
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I say serve them breakfast in bed, some pancakes, eggs, bacon and fruit can go a long way towards making that love last past February.
Pancakes – should be a light brown color, preferably silver dollar pancakes, b/c after all that eating out, and shining knobs all night a person tend to have to a sore jaw in the morning. So those bite sized morsels are good for morning munching.
Eggs – should be scrambled b/c you’re brains are probably still feeling the effects of the liquor. Plus if you did it right someone has weak knees and tight leg muscles, so what better food to symbolize your love then some scrambled eggs. Oh yeah don’t forget the cheese b/c after a great Valentine’s Day you need to get some cheese back.
Bacon – Fried hard, for obvious reasons. But whatever meat you choose make sure it is a nice size portion. Nothing says love like some good ass bacon. Just watch “I Am Legend” to understand what I mean. There is a part in that movie when the whole world is pretty much over. Just Zombies, Will Smith and some chick and her son, and all he can do is throw his plate against the wall and scream “I was saving that bacon. I was saving it”
Fruit – Because after you’re done eating and watching the Today Show, you should take the fruit and feed it to your mate. Great meal conversation about what the 2 of you did the night before, and who tapped out first during sex is a plus. These actions should immediately be followed by even more love making. Morning sex after a great meal is fantastic.
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Day 26 – Got Me Going
Jeezy – Louie Bag
I Need A Boss pt 2 – Jadakiss & Shareefah
Pharrell – Creamsickle
50 Cent – You Need Me **Fire
Tyrese feat Ludacris – Coming To See You
Alicia Keys – Tender Love
Sammie – My Own Way
Q-Tip Produced by J-Dilla – Fever **new**
Mario – Love
Lloyd feat Ludacris – How We Do In The A
Brandy – Feel So Good
Sean Garrett – Gripping On The Bed
