The M.E.T.H.O.D. MAN and Danny I’m too Old For This Glover are teaming up to Film Soul Plane 2 Negroes in space. Method will play a black vulcan with no job and a nasty weed habit who meets his the father who walked out on him as when he was just a vulcan baby. The later make up and form a rap group call the vu tang clan.

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In an effort to boost his album and ringtone sales Fiddy is now doing the superman dance at all his shows. Only difference is he rips off his shirt and yell yoooouuuuuuuu. He calls his dance the Hulk Hogan. I wonder if Yayo gets leg dropped on the remix.

Singer Teyana Taylor is on the run from cops for trying to eat Omarion. Fortunately she didn’t swallow him whole b/c he tasted too much like Chris Stokes. She now is hiding at the carnival doubling as one of those clowns that you shoot water in it’s mouth. No seriously Google it

This just in Singer Teyana Taylor is really Ne-Yo and is now engaged to Mr. N.E.R.D. himself. I guess he was sick of more than just love songs.

Rapper and Star of Cooking With Coolio has left his new show to replace Savion Glover as the premiere black tap dancer in the world. Word has it that, Coolio plans on dropping a new album of taps called a Tappers Paradise. Can anyone Challunnnnggggggeeee

Disclaimer - None of this crap is true. It’s just funny as hell to me and that’s all that matter. And it took me an extra 20 minutes trying to find that episode of the Cosby Show!!! LMAO!!!