How To Hit It From The Back
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I’m feeling this song It’s by: Sean “The Pen” Garrett who has written hits for everyone from Chris Brown and Usher to Beyoncé and Nicole Scherzinger to your grandmother and her man’s and them. [The Rap Up] Has the whole scoop.
Sean Garrett Feat Ludacris – Gripping On The Bed
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This is the official hitting it from the back theme song.
A few thoughts on hitting it from the back.
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Do – Pull on her hair - They like it, and short hair is no excuse not to pull the hair. Pull it like it’s scorpion from Mortal Kombat. C’MERE!!!!!
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Don’t – Stick it in the wrong hole if it comes out in a dark room while getting your mclovin on.
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Do – Smack That Ass - give her a spanking like a catholic school teacher dishing out punishments b/c she ain’t get no good d since she was 19. And the old bag is jealous the the kids good looks.
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Don’t – Catch a cramp - It messes up the stroke and frankly the girl doesn’t care what’s going on w/ your leg. Only thing she cares about is you get back to that good stride b/c she was about to come as she was for the pass 20 minutes. (While are y’all always about to come? Don’t tell me until you know for sure you’re bout to bust it baby)
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Do – Grab her Shoulders and pull her back and forcibly FTSOOH [fcuk the siht out of her]
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Don’t – Ask her any dumb questions, like is big daddy the man with the master plan or whose pussy is this? It’s hers damn it, she sure as hell ain’t going to leave it at your house when y’all are done.
Do – Stick your thumb in her booty she’ll thank you later
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Don’t – Stick your thumb in her booty she’ll smack the shit out of you
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Do – Pull out mid stroke, lick her like a lollipop, put it back in and continue to FTSOOH
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Don’t – Let it come out only to miss the whole and break your PP stopping McLovin due to injury is never a good look.
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Do – Aim for the bottom - If you’re hitting it from the back then dig it deep in her gut so she can feel it in her stomach.
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Don’t – Stop your stroke if she’s hitting her head on the head board, continue to hit it harder. Maybe it would knock some sense into her.
