Xilla On…Flavored Kisses
I’m wondering which one of these classy women will be the first one to kiss all over our spokesperson for black people “Flavor Flav” I’ll admit this season does look like it’s going to be good .
I got a message recently from one of my readers. it goes.
Dear Xilla
How is it that a dude will eat tha goods, but not dish out any kisses? See, my dude left about 3 months ago n i have been kickin it hard with this dude i have known for years, our first encounter was in march and again recently….so I do not understand men sometimes so i need to know, why. He has kissed me b4 n i KNOW my breath wasn’t stank…lol his wasn’t either but I neeed to know..so i asked in which he replied…”he only kisses on occasions”..lmao so i laughed because whatever, it is what it is. he says he likes me but i don’t even wanna get down with him like that, I’m just an affectionate person. SO i did not see a question n answer section so that is my question..lol n in case u needed to see what type of dude he is I mean he’s a d-boy, i would say he is a dog azz nicca, but he’s my boy also yano. we are like friends first, but we just ended up sexin on a regular now….hmmmmmmm so i don’t think i should be offended..what do YALL think?
Signed – HOT Like Fire
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Dear HOT Like Fire,
There are several reasons why dude might not want to kiss. But since you said he’s a D-Boy I know this is one of them. He doesn’t understand the importance of kissing for a female. He only knows one thing and that’s probably how to fcuk. Oh yeah and sell dope. But here is a list for your enjoyment on why men don’t like kissing.
You’re A Jump Off
You could be the nicest girl in the world, but if a guy gets it in his head that what we share between us is strictly sex then you have what we call jump off status. I call you to fcuk, you call me to fcuk. That’s our job, there is no coming over to chill if sex is not on the agenda, there is no going out to fancy restaurants [Red Lobster, Olive Garden and Applebees for the D-Boys] It’s sex and a bootleg.
Germs
The mouth is disgusting. Canker sores, tarter, and more than likely if you done something nasty to me w/ your mouth you’ve done it to another dude. So if you put your mouth on me you might have put your mouth on him. Dudes can’t stand the thought of another dude being able to say when you kiss her you were kissing my… But yet our super intelligent man mind will allow us to eat the pussy. Even though you’ve probably slept with more dudes than you sucked. Go Figure. It’s how are minds work.
Soft As Cotton
He doesn’t want to be seen as being soft. Kissing makes you feel tingly inside and that’s not a good look for guys. It’s like when we get our man nipples kissed. It just doesn’t seem right. it makes us feel soft.
Trifling Chicks Before You
It’s almost automatic that when you kiss your eyes close. Dudes don’t trust you. Specially a D-Boy I know a few females who would pick your pockets as soon as you close your eyes. You open up and they have your plasma tv inside their Cooch ready to smuggle it out the first chance they get.
