Get Her In The Mood Tonight…

Get Your Grub On
A good home cooked meal will do the trick. Learning how to cook will get you more pussy, than a nice car, an expensive chain, and all the gadgets you can afford for one simple reason, It gets the girl to your house. So my theory is invest in a cook book. The instructions are simple and since most people can order pizza by them self a good meal could get the panties wet faster than you can say flap jack on boobies. If you need a nice recipe shoot me an e-mail.

Let Me Rub You Down
A sensual massage after a night out or a hard day of work can go a long way. Lets just say your lady as a stressful day at the office. She left out of the house feeling and looking great in those new Christian Dior Pumps and her boss in a perverted power trip had her running around the office making copies and delivering memo’s all day. She walks in the door and you have a bottle of belvedere, fresh fruit and some body lotion from Victoria Secret waiting by the couch. You pop the DVD of that romantic comedy she’s been talking about but never had the chance to see… or even better Season 2 of Sex in the City. And rub her feet w/ the scented lotion, and run your powerful hands up her legs, to the small of her back, her shoulders and neck and turn your living room into a wonderful Spa. The panties are coming off.

Talking Dirty After Dark
Females are like men in a lot of ways, but the Lady laws keep them from letting it out, but try this, the next time your girl says I love you, simply do the following. Say “I love you too” then mouth the following words (meaning don’t say them outloud) “and I want to fuck the shit out of your right here”. Talking dirty to your girl is a sure fire way to turn her on, send her naughty text messages throughout the day about how you’re just thinking about her, and want to do all sorts of things you saw on the porno you purchased over the weekend. Described in detail the image of her riding your face that popped in your head during lunch, tell her how you can’t wait to grab her ass while you’re entering her from the back. Tell her you want her.

Now these things might not work for all women but the key is knowing the woman you’re fucking. And if you pay attention a lady will tell you, show you, and inform you of the way she wants to be treated, so pay attention and put an action plan together and you can be at the controls of when you’re lady is in the mood.

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