Andre 3000 is all set, for the release of his new film starring Will Ferrell Called Semi-Pro Which is hitting the theaters on Feb 29th. Str8FromTheA if you want to check the trailer and flicks from the movie. Andre has been rocking some outlandish threads as always. Now as I’m no where near his level I think I’m becoming a metrosexual.

I remember when I by a local grocery store by the job and Purchase a box of Red Hot Rhythm Dark and Lovely Hair Dye… To dye the Tips of my locks… the Cashier Looked at me funny:

Cashier: “is this for you?”

Me: “What the FUCK?!? Yea it’s for me”

Cashier: “Oh just curious”

Me: ” what you never seen anyone w/ Red hair b4?”

Cashier: ‘oh I was just Curious’

Whatever i grabbed my bag and left Kroger….

I got home excited about the new color wondered how it would look. A girl I would later turn out in a wonderful 3some with her friend came over to dye my tips. I’m sitting down Towel Wrapped around my shoulders and pieces of foil around my locks…my phone rings. It’s my homeboy K

K: yo my peeps is having a Party do you want to roll?

me: nah I can’t… You got to give me a day’s Notice… I mean damn Bro I’m getting my Hair Dyed.. and then after that i’m going to have to spend the rest of the night DOing my hair…

K: Burst out in Laughter Damn DOG what’s gotten into you.. you holding Dating blogs… Dying your hair… you need to follow that w/ a No Brokeback or No midtown… Continues to laugh…

Me: well i’ll call you back and let you know… it depends on what time i get finish Doing my Locks Bro…

All of that brought me back to blog I read, on myspace. Dude wrote a set of rules, so I decided to check them off to see how much of a Metro I really am

1) You look in a mirror at least five times each day.

Well yea i have a desk Mirror but it’s only to be able to see behind me… i have to have my do my blog thing. you don’t expect me to actually work at work do you? huh… yea i often check to make sure i don’t have anything in my nose.

2) You moisturize or exfoliate on a regular basis.

ummm ok I used Hand Sanitizer w/ aloe and i can go thru a bottle of that stuff in a week… but it’s only b/c I don’t want to catch anything from the people I work w/… One of them had a Cold Sore on his mouth… and I will not let anyone use my phone… my mouth has to go there…

3) You own more than 6 pairs of shoes.

nope only 5 haha

4) You have ever shaved/waxed your legs, chest or back sometime during your life.

Umm ok yes i have like twice… but that’s only b/c… well you don’t need to know that…

5) You get your hair done/cut at least 3 times a month.

yes I get a shape up every week…

6) Your closet consists of colors that sound edible or are floral. (i.e. peach, orange, lavender)

nope I only have one Lavender Shirt.. the rest are blue or yellow or red or black!!!

7) You drink “girly drinks”. (i.e. Pink Panties, Mojitos, Smirnoff Ice)

Nope I drink Beer and Long Island Ice Tea and Patron!!!

You own a loofah.

Although I did once use one of those when there weren’t any Clean Rags…

9) You color code your closet.

I don’t do this so I’m safe here.

10) You watch Lifetime.

I will not Watch the battered women’s Channel

11) You own a man-bag.

i do own a one strap bookbag that i used to carry everywhere i went…

12) You highlight your hair

Just the tips….

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