Usher – Feat Ne-Yo – My Open Letter To Usher Raymond

Posted in Entertainment, Music, Xilla Post on Jan 24, 2008

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Dear Usher Raymond,

I’m writing you because you have a new album set for release and well frankly I’m worried. Not that I don’t think you won’t drop the hotness, but well You’re not the young boy from Just Call Me A Mack, and well you’re not even the Can U Get Wit It Usher who Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, Diddy Sean John drove around on the hood of a car. I mean I can bet you wouldn’t be caught dead on the hood of a car like some random video chick ecstatic to be featured in XXL Magazine’s Eye Candy.

I mean what new tricks are you going to pull out now, you can’t jump out of your shoes after a skittle twist anymore when Chris Brown is fucking Rihanna, Dropping from the sky showing off his… well Let Necole tell you. All I’m saying is in today’s digital world what is going to keep me from downloading your album off the net? I mean certainly not that TaMANka Foster wife of yours. I haven’t seen that much testosterone since Grace Jones was on Channel 11 every Saturday afternoon and my grandmother forced me to watch her movies b/c I was a bad boy.

Usher, you can’t spell your name or flaunt your wife what are you going to do? Inquiring minds want to know. We are concerned. Please contact us back as soon as possible.

Thanks,

Xilla The Kool Kid.



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