Mr. Telephone – Its Called Call Waiting For A Reason
It’s called CALL WAITING for a reason. If I’m on the phone with no intention of getting off the phone then why the hell should I pick up the phone to say I’m going to call YOU back. I hate hold so why would I put someone else through that torture. Holding is the water boarding of conversation. It’s the I’ll take ya nuts and bashed them shits w/ a spike bat of the ring ring game. But for some reason the ladies of my life have banned me from phone conversations b/c I can’t possible talk to all 3 of them at the same time.
Look, I walked out of my house b/c my aggravating ass neighbor knocked on my door, and with out the phone to my ear, he asked a bunch of shit in a drunken stupor. Plus he was listening to Jigga so I watched him rap, and told him I didn’t have any olives, or 3 bucks for some smokes and a beer. Once I got back in the house I called you. Only to find out I am on phone punishment, for not answering the 6 phone calls in 2 minutes that you bum rushed my phone with. Sorry.
Next My other friend whom I didn’t answer the phone with have been honestly phone igging for business purposes, Is also mad at me. For the same damn reason I might add. She’s the one who introduced me to the don’t answer if your on the phone code. It’s called CALL WAITING for a mutha fcuking reason! I once called her 3478 times in a night. To hear rinnnngg doootttt. Which means she’s on the phone. After the 3rd time, I just wanted to see how long she could have a conversation with the shit buzzing in her ear. She’s a champion. But when I don’t answer my phone I get removed from the phone book. OH FREAKING WELL! It’s called a life. I have one and I will not be a personal phone slave to anyone. If I want to talk to you I will talk to you, If i don’t then phluck it. Str8 To voicemail. Don’t call my cell phone and then call my house phone and then my cell again. What is it? You call me to tell me you hate me. Great!!!!
Overall it’s my phone, and like I said It’s called Call Waiting for a reason. Wait yo ass off until I feel like Calling you back. Hence again for the slow people. CALL WAITING!!
