If I Gotta Stay Hard, You Gotta Stay Wet
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The demand for a man to provide good “D” is higher than Method Man & Redman on Nation Weed Day on the set of half baked. But a little pressure is put on the female to keep her P**sy wet. And well I’m not going to take it anymore.
If I got to stay hard then damn it she has to stay wet. These days females do less and less to keep a man up. Time after time I’ve laid down with a female who laid there and got please. It’s ok if the pussy is good but after almost an hour of sex, the condom gets dry, and it becomes like sliding through sand. So ladies I’ll give you a pass and also some advice. I’ll bring the condoms you bring the lube.
If your body can’t perform then there are 3 products you might want to invest in which can be beneficial for your resident BDN [big d*ck N*gga] and yourself b/c coochie burns trump rug burns hands down.
Motion Lotion - This is popular among young kids. I remember when I was about 16 and I bought some of this stuff for my girlfriend at the time. I put this fruit flavor lube on her nipples and puss, and when you blow on it, it gets warm. It felt pretty good when she put it on the manxilla and moved her mouth more than Wendy Williams, Joan Rivers and those chicks from the now defunct BET female talk show. It’s a bit sticky when it dries and should be left for high school kids.
KY Jelly – My next girlfriend and I, a little older and more horny decided to get a little more grown up. One night after doing the do in her mother house while mommy was out of town. We had a all day fuckfest but after the 2nd round the coochie was dryer than the lips on TO when he burst into tears. She reached into her nightstand and pulled it out. A bottle of KY Jelly. I slipped and slided into that pussy for 4 more rounds. Boy was it great.
Astro-glide - In my opinion this is the best hand down, the feel and the slickness was tremendous it makes for some of the best pussy around. I was introduced to this product by my best friends jump-off. One night after bringing her home from his house she wanted to ride the ManXilla. But I wasn’t ready, I had no condoms, but no fear she was a pro at this. She went into her purse and pulled out a zip lock bag of sex. Complete with condoms and lube. After breaking her back she left the love baggy at the crib to which I later would use to lube up a few of my own jump offs.
Below you’ll find links to stock up on lube. It is the season of love to keep it wet.
