Addicted To Myspace? Try Myspanex
Do you find yourself sitting in front of your keyboard and before you know it, you spend all day on myspace reading bulletins, accepting friend request, filling out surveys, reading blogs and every time myspace crashes are you liable to pull out your hair or break something? Well you are probably addicted to Crack Space. Now I know you’re thinking BX how do I know if I am hooked? Below you will find 7 telltale sign of addiction.
Well now there is something for you. Here at the laboratories of F.W.N.B.T.D. we have come up with an amazing new product called Myspanex! It comes in 2 forms the Patch or The Gum. For those who have it real bad we have the Patch. All you have to do is stick the patch on any location of your body and almost instantly bulletins will appear in your mind, survey question are asked by an imaginary person only you can see and great blogs will just magically be posted on the closest sheet of loose leaf paper. This special formula of herbs and spices go straight to your brain to help you deal w/ life away from myspace. No more will you have to put off your chores b/c you are reading the latest bulletin from I Got Shot Productions. The new spam messages will arrive in a notebook near you, complete with half nekkid white women holding camera phones. And Tom will pop up in the middle of your conversations to squash myspace is being sold rumors all by placing this tiny patch any where on your body.
And for those of you w/ sensitive skin we have the Myspanex Gum. Pop a piece Myspanex Gum in your mouth and your urge to read blogs will magically be quenched. Normal street turn into the hottest blog banners, that TPS report your boss placed on your desk will now read like the latest blog from your favorite blogger and text messages to your phone will seem like any sparkly comment your coolest myspace friend may leave on your page. But wait folks it gets better, Myspanex gum comes in 4 great flavors Grape, Sour Apple, and for the Sexual Intellectuals out there, we have the new Nut and Twat flavors. The throat grabbing flavor will have the biggest sexual intellectual saying Myspanex Gum puts the GOO in GOOD!
Be the first on your job to burst out laughing at the newest BlogXilla’s blog while you’re in that boring mandatory meeting about that new procedure that will never work. This breakthrough product has revolutionized the market for crackspace addicts everywhere, but don’t take my word for it here from one of our satisfied test subject… I mean customers.
I used to be addicted to myspace so bad my husband left me when I burned down our house while making dinner. I told him to check the chicken, but he was watching the game and I was reading BlogXilla’s latest blog. He divorced me b/c I grabbed the computer instead of little Johnnie once I felt the flames coming from the kitchen. How was i supposed to know the wuss would nut up and start crying? But since I started using Myspanex I can spend a lot more time w/ little johnnie w/o being glued to my computer all day.Thanks Myspanex!!!
Hi My name is Greg you might know me as The Gregenator from myspace. You know the guy w/ his friend id tattooed on his neck 107989251. I just came home after spending 6 months in in the county jail for choking the clerk at vital records. Hey she laughed at me when I told her i wanted to legally change my name to the Gregenator hyphen Capo. What was I pose to do? Sit there and let this lady laugh at me, i mean she didn’t know who Tom was she got what she deserved, but now that I’m out I chew Myspanex Twat flavored gum all day, it tastes like real twat, now i can get my rocks off and myspace at the same time. Thanks Myspanex
So join the likes of The Gregenator and thousands like him and buy Myspanex today!
