YAYA DaCosta & The Act Right
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Y’all know we ain’t right for making it look like we getting caught up on the latest entertainment news and we acting a damn freaky fool over here. How to Put the Pipe In Her Lap So She Won’t Know How To Act. Four Rules
The following things could ruin or cancel any potential sex you might have received. We often make simple little mistakes that could make shorty just want to go home and pull out her toy and get bizzy!!!
Luckily most of these things are just b/c everyone can’t be a sexual intellectual like myself but I’m here to help.
Rule 1: DO NOT ASK: WHAT DO YOU LIKE
It’s the first time you are having sex w/ her let’s say the 3rd date, ok maybe the 2nd or hell you just met a jump off in the club and spent half of your check buying her and her friends drinks and dinner so you could look like a baller you are NOT. Your Kissing, her eyes are rolling in the back of her head, the pants come off and Then… Dun Dun Dun DAAA you ask the Question… “so do you like it ruff” Well guess what you just embarrassed her, she may have been ready to let you do the Atlanta Mouth Smack
Thats when you go and fuck her mom. Then, when your done, immediately go to her room and smack her in the mouth with your cock while she’s sleeping. I mean really what do you expect her to say yea G-BO are you familiar w/ the Atlanta Mouth Smack, or how about the Dirty Jersey Sanchez? You might be trying to sound sexy or be considerate but you’re not you just end up sounding like dude from American Pie!!!
Do: Try to do whatever, you’ll get the feel of what you can and cannot do, and you never know you might have a freak on your hands and end up re-making your favorite porno minus the camera’s and extras standing around waiting for you to finish so they could have lunch!!!
Rule 2: Don’t Try to Stick Your Tongue In Her Ear:
It’s down right nasty, you’re going to be all juicy mouthed and then 2 minutes later she can hear the spit dripping down and banging on her ear drum!!!! it’s just down right disgusting especially on the first fuck!!
DO…Go Soft. I’m not saying never go for the ear. But when you do nibble the earlobe, Lick the edges or something like that.
Rule 3: Don’t Stick Your SemiHard ManTool in her Cooch:
I understand: You’re hoping it will get harder once it’s in. Or you’re thinking that if you act like everything’s fine, then everything will be fine. Or maybe you’re treating your penis like your Kid or the child your babysitting — you’re going to show him who’s boss and send him to his room. The only thing more humiliating than stuffing a flaccid penis inside someone is being stuffed by a flaccid penis. She can feel all of your fear, insecurities, and Desperations. Hey I know sometimes you feel obligated to give them the dick but you don’t always have to fuck… ( I learned the Hard way) But if you do this, Trust me there will not be a round 2 or a rematch, you will not pass go and collect $200, but you will be sent right to the HOLE… Nope not that one, her own personal Pussy Jail never to come near her Coochie ever Again.
Do: Kiss more, watch BET uncut or get a prescription for Cialus, Viagra, Or Levitra
Rule 4: Know When to Reach for the Clit:
I know we all heard that by touching the clit we are more likely to make a girl cum but if you’re in the missionary position do not lay on your arm and try to rub the clit… no female wants a elbow in her sternum while your pounding her love tunnel. Its like trying to rub her clit while you’re watching the game and she’s in the kitchen on the phone w/ her homegirls talking about how goofy you were on the first date. Also all females masturbate differently some like the clit to be rubbed, some like it to be tapped, some like a finger inside them and some don’t
Do: Take her hand and place it on the cooch and tell her to show you what she likes. Then you take control of the situation following her motions… She will love you for this.
All in all just be yourself, don’t be afraid to try new things or take the lead… And be sure that before you touch her kitty you wash you’re hands, or just keep a bottle of hand santizer in your pocket.
