Talk To The ManXilla – Wax On, Wax Off
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One of my favorite readers sent me a question a while back and Here it goes:
Since you are the know-it-all when it comes to pussies… what’s your stance on pubic hair?
Bald, Triagle, Landing strip, Trimmed, or Wild n’ wooly?
Since I AM Legend BlogXilla I will tackle this w/ Ease…
I actually prefer it to be Bare, BALD, and smooth as eggs. It’s just something about a Twat full of hair that turns me off!!! I mean for real think about if we just get in from a nice night on the town, we spent all day on our hmmm let’s say 3rd date. We spent the night drinking and listening to some Jazz Music, caught a movie that was actually good, and finished it off w/ a walk around the lake where we talked for hours. And not just regular, how was your day talk but a discussion on everything from politics to the exchange of those stories that make you laugh so much that snot comes out of your nose and you start to choke then feel like you got to Pee like a Russian Race Horse.
You invite me in, light some candles we have another drink and things get heated… that akward pause happens and then next thing you know we are at it like Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson on a Boat!!! I’m feeling it I go down undo your pants w/ one swift motion and then poof BUCKWHEAT APPEARS out of nowhere!!!
C’mon that’s not cute… I remember back in the day when I was a young boy I used to go to my Friends crib to look at his pops videos and all the ladies in there had Don King in the Leg Vice Grip but then one magic summer I saw a flick w/ shaved Kitties and I been in love since!!! There is just something about a baldy that just says Eat me… So as Far as which one’s I like well hell as long as I can see the lips I’m str8!!! Beside hair tends to Collect sweat, and sweat tends to attract Musk and next thing you know we are back to my last blog and we are talking about the Fishy WOO WOO and have the sudden urge for Tuna and Bacon bits!!!
So to all the ladies out there who have fears of Shaving.. here is a guide to shaving the cooch… Use it
In closing I would like to Urge all the ladies out there to:
CUT THE HAIR AND GO BARE!!!
