Talk To The ManXilla - Wax On, Wax Off
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One of my favorite readers sent me a question a while back and Here it goes:
Since you are the know-it-all when it comes to pussies… what’s your stance on pubic hair?
Bald, Triagle, Landing strip, Trimmed, or Wild n’ wooly?
Since I AM Legend BlogXilla I will tackle this w/ Ease…
I actually prefer it to be Bare, BALD, and smooth as eggs. It’s just something about a Twat full of hair that turns me off!!! I mean for real think about if we just get in from a nice night on the town, we spent all day on our hmmm let’s say 3rd date. We spent the night drinking and listening to some Jazz Music, caught a movie that was actually good, and finished it off w/ a walk around the lake where we talked for hours. And not just regular, how was your day talk but a discussion on everything from politics to the exchange of those stories that make you laugh so much that snot comes out of your nose and you start to choke then feel like you got to Pee like a Russian Race Horse.
You invite me in, light some candles we have another drink and things get heated… that akward pause happens and then next thing you know we are at it like Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson on a Boat!!! I’m feeling it I go down undo your pants w/ one swift motion and then poof BUCKWHEAT APPEARS out of nowhere!!!
C’mon that’s not cute… I remember back in the day when I was a young boy I used to go to my Friends crib to look at his pops videos and all the ladies in there had Don King in the Leg Vice Grip but then one magic summer I saw a flick w/ shaved Kitties and I been in love since!!! There is just something about a baldy that just says Eat me… So as Far as which one’s I like well hell as long as I can see the lips I’m str8!!! Beside hair tends to Collect sweat, and sweat tends to attract Musk and next thing you know we are back to my last blog and we are talking about the Fishy WOO WOO and have the sudden urge for Tuna and Bacon bits!!!
So to all the ladies out there who have fears of Shaving.. here is a guide to shaving the cooch… Use it
In closing I would like to Urge all the ladies out there to:
CUT THE HAIR AND GO BARE!!!
Muhammad
Says:
That’s part of the reason why I’ve never eaten the fur burger. It has usually been garnished with an amount that may outnumber the ones on my head. I may have gone a different route if I had a bald, shaved kitty.
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 8:55 am
BlogXilla
Says:
Mu, what kind of women are you messing w/? I’ve only seen one girl with hair on her coochie in like 5 years. no wait 2
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Bahama Mama
Says:
LMAO!!! @ Buckwheat and the don king leg vice grip…boy u silly!
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:05 am
rekah
Says:
i feel you on this blog……..but if u are saying this applies for women what about men we don’t want to be coughing up hairballs after desert either!
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I Stay SMH
Says:
never?
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:07 am
chrissy snow
Says:
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX…………LOL IF THE TOPIC AIN’T SEX, THEN IT’S GON’ EVOLVE INTO A TOPIC BOUT SEX, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN IF WE TALKING BOUT SCARY MOVIES YALL GON FINDA A WAY TO THROW SEX IN THERE……MORNING THO PPLS….
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:15 am
504 okaay todaay
Says:
LOL @ BOBBLEHEAD !! G’ MERNIN !!
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:21 am
BlogXilla
Says:
Morning all!! Rekah.. I shave, I once shaved my hair into a shag!! it was a slip up!! but umm yeah!! Im telling y’all im as smooth as eggs Botox Balls
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:26 am
rekah
Says:
lol
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Vhision
Says:
Why shave - when u can Nair? I don’t think Black men realize shaved Black poom poom can turn out like their razor bumped face? Smooth kitty vs. bumpy kitty? Baby Oil Nail takes it ALL off - with no bumps. As a precaution though, test it first. For some it may not work or burn etc. Also, baby oil after the fact will simply clog? There are plenty of after-shave for bikini products that will soothe and prevent bumps. It depends on how sacred ur nana is to u. There are $25 elixirs and $5 gels - I won’t tell my source. Either way - Nair has kept me hairless for years without ne issues. I’ll be damn if I shave my shit!
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:38 am
martine
Says:
LMAO thanks so much blogxilla, this one is great.. lmao
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Hotsauce
Says:
Hairy pums means more cushion for the pushin..HOLLA…Somebody said something about nair…i tired that once….I won’t try it again, there is something un-natural about hair sliding right off your skin….
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Ms. Me
Says:
Hmmm…. actually the men I’m involved with prefer for me to not even trim, but I find the ‘fro look a bit unappealing. I have to just trim, or else it’s uncomfortable.
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Mickit
Says:
Well. . . .
I was trimming for no good reason, I barely have anything. (I look like a teenager just beginning to grow hair down there.) ANYWHO, one thing turn to another, and *poof* I was bare. NEVER THE FUCK AGAIN!!!.
That was the itchiest damn time of my life. I couldn’t keep my hands from down there.
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 10:38 am
tayo
Says:
“we are talking about the Fishy WOO WOO and have the sudden urge for Tuna and Bacon bits!!!”
*completely and utterly dead*
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 11:11 am
BlogXilla
Says:
Hotsauce you don Kinging it?
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Ms. Cat
Says:
LOL@Bacon bits..that’s just nassy. Come on Xilla you ain’t even hit the dudes on this one. You gotta tap men on the shoulder bout this too. They should in the least trim it down. Looking like a tree limb in a jungle.
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I Stay SMH
Says:
i keeps mine like a newborn…no other way to have it. i call her the bearded lady
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
childofosiris
Says:
yeah… I likes ‘em bald too…
especially when you get busy with your fingers and you don’t have hairs to absorb all the lubricant.
I put my money where my mouth is,… I shave also…. smooth like the day I was born.
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I Stay SMH
Says:
CB! LOL
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
LMAO @ Smooth as the day i was born
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Smooches
Says:
I prefer a nice little design with shaved lips….but my man loves my bush, so he gets the bush. He says it turns him on and he not a whiteboy, so he needs hair. Besides, I have good hair down there and good hygiene keeps it fresh….
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Smooches
Says:
@ Hotsauce, lol, the first time I used Nair, I was freaked out at how it made the hair slide off, it looked gross.
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Necole Bitchie
Says:
Blogxilla what are you looking like down there? Inquiring minds want to know. Can’t stand a man wanting me all waxed up and he looking like the top of cornell west’s head down there.
I had a brazillian wax one time and that shit hurt more than labor. Trust me…and i ain’t had no babies yet..but i just know. I was twitching for a whole week
Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Ricky tha Sicky
Says:
I’ve always preferred either bald or landing strip. It’s more fun to chow down on.
Posted on January 17th, 2008 at 11:41 am
hottnikz
Says:
I agree with necole. Trim the hedges down there sometimes!
Posted on January 17th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
a.diggs
Says:
I keep mine trimmed.. bare pussies are for infants and adolescents.. I bet Kels from Chi Town likes shaved pussies.. now thats something to think about!!
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm