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How To Talk To A Woman

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 15 - 2008

A Top 10 list of things to say to your wife/girl/special friend/fuck buddy or whatever you call the person you’re sleeping with before, during and after sex.

It has come to my attention that not all dudes are vocal in the bedroom, or they either say some of the dumbest stuff, like “my ex girl used to tickle my balls”, “let me blow in your ass”, or the worst i heard “Is that a MOLE on your ass?!?!”

So to help the fellows I came up w/ a list of 10 things you can and should say to your woman while she is ass out in her birthday suit looking like a biscuit smothered in gravy.

10. Hungry? Stay here and look sexy I’ll make you something to eat.
This works best if you had amazing sex that night… matter fact scratched that, it works best if you fucked the living shit out of her, i mean so hard that you to collapsed into unconsciousness. Then you woke up around 7am and had sex w/ her then right after you finished… ask her if she is hungry.

9. Let me Light that.
It is a natural fact that the after sex cigarette is Ecstasy! As she lays on the bed place the cigarette in her mouth and light it. While she’s in between puffs give her a kiss on the cheek or the forehead. Inhale and exhale.

8. I can Still taste you in my mouth… And I love it
Now if you say this you have to actually mean it, and not just mean it, but show her you mean it by eating her for about 45 minutes. Nuff said.

7. There is nothing else in the entire universe I’d rather be doing right now.
While staring at her, whether it be w/ a look of lust, love or affection, Give her a hug, and a warm embrace, whisper that in her ear, just to let her know she is appreciated.

6. Damn!!!
Any use of the word DAMN will do. works best right when she takes off her clothes say: DAMN, You’re so Hot

5. …
Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don’t make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips. When you remove it give her a kiss, a peck! Then let the good times roll.

4. I’ve missed you so much
So what’s it’s only been a day or couple of hours, you know you’ve been thinking about breaking open that magnum wrapper, and sliding between her thighs all day long. Tell her about it.

3. Let’s do it on mo gain
It’s not about quantity it’s about quality, but nothing screams love like that second nut! It may be fact but my urban myth is that after I get that first nut out of the way, the second coming of my ManXilla is lethal… considering if i had enough rest… I’m getting old.

2. FUCK, or words like it
I tend to believe that every wife, girlfriend, wifey etc wants to be fucked every now and then. So try this, walk up on your girl give her a hug and a kiss all tender run your fingers through her hair softly and then… Grab a fist full of her mane and tell her you want to fuck the shit out of her sexy ass.

1. I’ll get the baby, you just lay there and look sexy.
After a round of sex, and the baby starts crying it switches mommy from Heather Hunter mode to Claire Huxtable Mode (was I the only young dude who had a crush on Phylisha Rashad?) So get your ass up and fix a bottle, don’t worry the lady will be so turned on that she keep it warm and wet until you come back.

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123 Responses

  1. CRUSHNo Gravatar Says:

    HEEEEY! That’s what it is!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 8:17 am

  2. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    lol Thanks

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 8:20 am

  3. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    That’s a pretty good list…

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 8:30 am

  4. LawdHaveMercyNo Gravatar Says:

    Ok Xilla,I like this list.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 8:37 am

  5. Rebel78No Gravatar Says:

    good list.
    I co-sign with BMama

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 8:38 am

  6. Rebel78No Gravatar Says:

    Xilla, wanna send this to a someone I know for me?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 8:46 am

  7. DROCKNo Gravatar Says:

    Luv the list…Bam Mama, is this the new meeting place for dis-placed morn. crew members?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 8:58 am

  8. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    morning folks

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:14 am

  9. chrissy snowNo Gravatar Says:

    morning ppl…….my fav on the list is number 8…lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:20 am

  10. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Sup Drock be sure to check out Necoles too where is mickit? I need my morning sugar

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:20 am

  11. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    why is 8 you fav chrissy

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:23 am

  12. sierraNo Gravatar Says:

    number nine was my thing back before the boyfriend. I would straight smoke and just be happy specially if a sister had a good nut.lol. I loving the list right now

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am

  13. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Really? Why is that Sierra?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:32 am

  14. Rebel78No Gravatar Says:

    you should add to the list.. Tell her that she is beautiful or sexy. Every woman loves to hear that afterwards.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:40 am

  15. chrissy snowNo Gravatar Says:

    why is 8 you fav chrissy
    ^^^^^lol why you asking me that? did you not read what ya wrote……fa real tho it’s my fav cause i love to hear a man tell me how good i taste, or anything of that nature……like i am the best tasting shit in the world to him……

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:42 am

  16. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    LMAO!!! I knew you would like that one! lol I love it though walk around smelling my upper lip all day long.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:43 am

  17. chrissy snowNo Gravatar Says:

    bmama, you get by w/o me yesterday missy…..and howcome ya ass ain’t on yahoo yet….

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:44 am

  18. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    Morning ya freaks

    Drock - yea something like that..lol

    CHRISSY!!!!! lol sorry bout ur cowboys…lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:45 am

  19. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    girl mtw i was depressed…i actually did some damn work!! BOOOOOOO! lol and i’m on yahoo now.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:49 am

  20. chrissy snowNo Gravatar Says:

    LMAO!!! I knew you would like that one! lol I love it though walk around smelling my upper lip all day long.
    ^^^^^ lol funny, ppl asking you what’s ya problem homie why you keep smelling ya lip?????

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:51 am

  21. chrissy snowNo Gravatar Says:

    CHRISSY!!!!! lol sorry bout ur cowboys…lol
    ^^^^^ eff them damn cowboys, had my whole damn house in an uproar over that shit……then t.o. sissyfied ass gon cry and shit, make it look even worse……damn punks

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am

  22. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    lmao…what? u don’t like a sensitive man? bwahahahahahahaha

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:54 am

  23. slimtingNo Gravatar Says:

    This was a very nice list :-) I co-sign telling her right afterwards that she is beautiful/Sexy. Dudes say that sh*t to GET the ass but only a few smart ones say it AFTER when you are worn out looking a mess. lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:55 am

  24. DROCKNo Gravatar Says:

    HEY HEY BLOGXILLA & ERRRBODY ELSE…I HAVE A #11 FOR YOU XILLA….

    BABY, HOW MUCH YO RENT IS??? $799…UHHHH, HOW MUCH YO CABLE BILL, CAUSE U KNOW I GOT THAT RIGHT…..

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am

  25. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    lol yep and then i start singing MJB remineise… i know i spelled that wrong but i don’t care she should make simple songs like yung jock!! l

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am

  26. REBECCANo Gravatar Says:

    great list makes a woman want to come back back for more….

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 9:59 am

  27. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    LOL @drock

    and what the hell is ur myspace page?? lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:00 am

  28. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    BABY, HOW MUCH YO RENT IS??? $799…UHHHH, HOW MUCH YO CABLE BILL, CAUSE U KNOW I GOT THAT RIGHT…..

    SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

    That’s the Jodeci tip right there.!! take my money my house and my car!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:03 am

  29. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Sup Slimting, I think i sort of knw you would lik that one too though. ;-)

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:12 am

  30. lacydNo Gravatar Says:

    Morning Peeps!!!

    Welcome Drock!!

    I like the list!!! Love it, love it, love it. Now BMama, let’s make a top 10 list of what guys like to hear afterwards.

    My fav on the list, well actually I have a few. 6, 3, and 2. Yeah, I really don’t like to say, let’s make love, don’t know why but it seems gay to me. But there’s a time and a place for everything. I like when guys say it to me, but I don’t like to say it to them.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am

  31. PaigeyWaigeyNo Gravatar Says:

    Bossip Administrators

    where lacyd at? if ya’ll see her tell her to come holla at us for a second, we have good news about her subscription.

    -Management

    YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED BY THOSE FUCKERS ON THE OTHER SIDE…LOL

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am

  32. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    lmao Lacyd!!

    10. is that a banana in ur pants pocket or are you just happy to see me? LMMFAO!!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:41 am

  33. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    say wha? paigey

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am

  34. PaigeyWaigeyNo Gravatar Says:

    They posted that in a blog this morning….so I’m passing it on if she (lacyd) even cares…lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am

  35. DROCKNo Gravatar Says:

    OK…I CORRECTED MY WEB LINK TO MYSPACE..(i hope)…LACYD!!!! HOLLA…

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:52 am

  36. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Yall hoping back over the fence? Well it’s been nice.. I hope y’all still stop by err now and then.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:53 am

  37. slimtingNo Gravatar Says:

    Xilla, which one? Paying bills? LOL. HELL YEA!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am

  38. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Drock can i add you when i get home?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:56 am

  39. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Slim ting i might pay a bill if the Cat is good… and we in a committed relationship. key word is commit!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:57 am

  40. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    me? hop fences, NOOOOOOOooo..lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am

  41. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    Drock i sent u a request and a message letting u know it’s moi

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:02 am

  42. Patent Pending PerfeNo Gravatar Says:

    Mayne!

    Pay attention to what song she likes. Learn the words and sing that song while you moving and groovin inside her.

    That Sh!t let her know you payin attention and that my friend will have her thinkin that you in ‘Tuned’ with her.

    Real Talk!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:04 am

  43. Patent PendingNo Gravatar Says:

    Oh well!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:05 am

  44. slimtingNo Gravatar Says:

    Damn, Baby, someone has to “commit” now to pay a bill?! What’s this world coming to! LOL. If my cable bill doesn’t get paid then you won’t be able to watch ESPN or Curb Your Enthusiam then who really gets hurt?! LOL

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am

  45. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Slimie… I got sportscenter at my house and if i’m in your house… then trust me i won’t be watching sTUART scott.. i might actaully benefit if your cable is off!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:17 am

  46. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    bah humbug

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:23 am

  47. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    ummmm drock? why are you a dolphin?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:24 am

  48. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    ISSMH!!! How is Shanade O’connor?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:35 am

  49. slimtingNo Gravatar Says:

    yea yea yea…if you get past 10 I’ll pay a bill. Deal? Something small. No child support or student loans ;-)

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:36 am

  50. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    DEAL!!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:48 am

  51. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    I Beat Sinead Connor’s ASS up this weekend…all by my lonesome

    LMAO

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:49 am

  52. slimtingNo Gravatar Says:

    LMAO! You jumped on that TOO fast. Make it 20. Sloooow. I’m counting! ;-)

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 11:52 am

  53. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    ISSMH - You should have called me we could have jumped her!! lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

  54. MickitNo Gravatar Says:

    Good Morning ALL!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

  55. MickitNo Gravatar Says:

    HOT GOT DAMN!!! you got me twitching in my seat!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

  56. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey wifey… how you going to love me and be all late? Well don’t worry i’m just happy you’re here.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

  57. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    as you should be babes!!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

  58. MickitNo Gravatar Says:

    Boo, you like your gift?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

  59. tayoNo Gravatar Says:

    I might have to stop reading your blog at work… the IT guys might catch on and ban your site!

    70% of that list would work on me… 90% if the business was really good!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

  60. GiddyNo Gravatar Says:

    Damn!!! Numbers 2, 4 and 5 would really do it!! Excuse me while I go change my drawls!! lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

  61. GiddyNo Gravatar Says:

    Hell…and Numbers 7 and 8…lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

  62. DROCKNo Gravatar Says:

    ummmm drock? why are you a dolphin?

    UHHH, I FIXED THAT ISTAY….U KNOW IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO GET MY PAGE UP. BY DEC. IT SHOULD BE DONE..

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

  63. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    loved it!! mickit

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

  64. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Thanks Giddy, and to think some people don’t like me lik that!! smch!! lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  65. Mr O DotNo Gravatar Says:

    I’ve used 2, 4, 5, 6, 8…

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

  66. 504 okaay todaayNo Gravatar Says:

    ANYBODY HOME?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

  67. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    2 will get you in a lot of trouble!! lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

  68. 504 okaay todaayNo Gravatar Says:

    HI TO ALL !!!

    DROCK, BOUT EFF’ING TIME YOU GET A MYSPACE PAGE & YOU BETTER HAVE IT UP LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES (NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES (COUGH MTW COUGH COUGH) IM’MMA ADD YOU WHEN I GET HOME…LOOK FOR ME. I’M GEEMONEY. HOLLA !

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

  69. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    xILLA THAT LADIES BEEN IN AND OUT ALL DAY.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

  70. Mr O DotNo Gravatar Says:

    2 is only when they sprung lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

  71. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    man O, I had this chick wide open bruh!! lol I would go into detail but i’m trying to spring another one but you know how it be!! UCK words will do you some justice w/ the right one. lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

  72. Mr O DotNo Gravatar Says:

    xilla, i also like to reminisce while layin next to them…like..”remember the time when i grabbed you in the swimming pool..”

    get them heated and shit lol…like pre-heating a turkey

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

  73. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    lmao

    YA freaks!! lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

  74. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    LMAO @ O DOT

    And BM you know you wouldn’t be here if we weren’t!! lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

  75. CHRISSY SNOWNo Gravatar Says:

    HI TO ALL !!!

    DROCK, BOUT EFF’ING TIME YOU GET A MYSPACE PAGE & YOU BETTER HAVE IT UP LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES (NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES (COUGH MTW COUGH COUGH) IM’MMA ADD YOU WHEN I GET HOME…LOOK FOR ME. I’M GEEMONEY. HOLLA !
    ^^^^^^lmao 504 let me catch ya ass in these skreets it’s on heifer, check ya g-mail btw……oh and refer to ya gravee…..you already know the rest
    GOOD AFTERNOON ALL……

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  76. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    TO ALL YA’LL mofos that was emailin me all day yesterday KNOWING I wasn’t at work and missed a very VITAL piece of info:

    EFF ya’ll for letting me come back in this joint blindsided!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

  77. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    10, 7, 5, & 2 will get you a stalker by the name of Carmeneesa!

    LOL

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

  78. CHRISSY SNOWNo Gravatar Says:

    LMMFAO I BEEN INTENDING TO SAY THIS ALL DAY BUT BEEN SIDETRACKED……NUMBER 9 JUST MAKES ME THINK OF TRASHY HO’S FOR SOME REASON…….DON’T ASK ME WHY I JUST KEEP PICTURING A PROSTITUTE LIGHITNG UP WITH HER SAGGING TITS ALL OUT AND SHIT THINKING SHE SEXY TALKING BOUT, “SO HOW WAS IT STUD” I NEED TO STOP READING THESE DAMN JACKIE COLLINS BOOKS ANYWAY NUMBER 9 IS DISGUSTING TO ME, ALL THE REST THO COOL……

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

  79. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    8 would probably make me laugh out loud…i just can’t picture noone i talk to saying no shyt like that. it would just be funny

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

  80. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    Damn Xilla u know me so well..lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

  81. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    LMAO @ Chrissy & ISSMH Nuck if you buck

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

  82. CHRISSY SNOWNo Gravatar Says:

    SMH, NUMBER 8 WAS MY FAV DAMN ONE, I NEVER LOOKED @ IT AS BEING FUNNY THO……LOL

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

  83. CHRISSY SNOWNo Gravatar Says:

    Grab a fist full of her mane and tell her you want to fuck the shit out of her sexy ass.
    ^^^^^^nigga grtab my damn hair, we fighting specially if i just got the shit done, HELL NAW……

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

  84. 504 okaay todaayNo Gravatar Says:

    man ! i can’t be reading that shit, got me all horny….i called my b/f & he was telling me he’s playing with himself on the job for eveybody to see, so i was like you showing my shit & he was saying i told him i didn’t want it (yesterday) so i said whatever i’mma take that shit tonight….now after reading this “list”…..ya’ll really gonna make a sistah violate a nugga tonight….that is all…..

    p.s. bobblehead, you know we’s gonna have some tea n crumpets when i come back to dallas !! my gurl for real ! see my gravee just for the hell of it. (why is that so mf funny to me lmao ?)

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

  85. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    MTW,

    I imagine it may be “hot” coming from the right person; however, that ish from these niccas i fool with would NOT hit the spot. Liable to get you punched

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

  86. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    504

    why i kinda feel sorry for ur b/f?? lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

  87. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    FINE AS WINE SAID MJ’a new chick looks like Michael Jackson!! lol Ruined it for me… now i don’t know if i hve good taste anymore!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

  88. CHRISSY SNOWNo Gravatar Says:

    man ! i can’t be reading that shit, got me all horny….i called my b/f & he was telling me he’s playing with himself on the job for eveybody to see, so i was like you showing my shit & he was saying i told him i didn’t want it (yesterday) so i said whatever i’mma take that shit tonight….now after reading this “list”…..ya’ll really gonna make a sistah violate a nugga tonight….that is all…..

    p.s. bobblehead, you know we’s gonna have some tea n crumpets when i come back to dallas !! my gurl for real ! see my gravee just for the hell of it. (why is that so mf funny to me lmao ?)
    ^^^^^lmmfao tea and crumpets????? more like summer sausages with crackers and goose, refer to ya gravee……and imma tell ya man to have 911 on speed dial cause you planning on pulling a mofo “the accused” on him google the accused if you have no clue ppl……

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  89. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    LMMFAO xilla FAW (fine as wine) is fool!!!

    i lurves her tho…no homo

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

  90. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    why is it a growing trend to send pics of your genitals by camera phone?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  91. 504 okaay todaayNo Gravatar Says:

    faw’s my sis…not by choice cause she got here b4 me…

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  92. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    There are no pics of my manxilla out that is not attached to some fly female!!! so I dont know bout allthat ISSMH

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

  93. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    eww ISSMH, that’s not smart…lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

  94. 504 okaay todaayNo Gravatar Says:

    DAMN CABEEESA ! WHAT KINDA CLOWNS YOU’RE DEALING WITH??

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

  95. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    well i (for some reason) have a collection of them in the phone

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

  96. CHRISSY SNOWNo Gravatar Says:

    lmmfao @ smh a collection of balls and shit…..what kinda mess……

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

  97. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    some of them should only be taking flicks for medical purposes. I’m like why would you send me that lil purple thing? what you want me to do with that????

    *gross*

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

  98. 504 okaay todaayNo Gravatar Says:

    HMMMM, SO YOU HAVE A DICK PIC COLLECTION ?? DO YOU HAVE THE SEPERATED IN FOLDERS BY SIZEZ, COLORS, CURVES, ETC ??

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

  99. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    My list of things you should NOT say while recieving orals:

    Baby? You gon suck someone elses d*ck? PLEASE, don’t suck noone elses d*ck? Baby, you gon suck someone elses d*ck aren’t you?

    …and yeah…I bussed out laughing!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

  100. CHRISSY SNOWNo Gravatar Says:

    Baby? You gon suck someone elses d*ck? PLEASE, don’t suck noone elses d*ck? Baby, you gon suck someone elses d*ck aren’t you?
    ^^^^^^ what kinda man is gonna say that tho in the 1st place……lmmfao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

  101. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    i told you bout that LAST WEEK!

    same nicca that says…YOU MY BITCH, YOU MY BITCH, YOU MY BITCH Baby YOU MY BITCH!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

  102. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    Baby? You gon suck someone elses d*ck? PLEASE, don’t suck noone elses d*ck? Baby, you gon suck someone elses d*ck aren’t you?

    ^^ that ish is TOOOOOO funny!! lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

  103. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    i can’t stop laughing at that mess ISSMH!!! lmao

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

  104. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    yeah…i couldn’t neither

    you know the rest of what was said…LMAO

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

  105. cassieNo Gravatar Says:

    i know i am a little late today (actually doing work today–go figure)…

    anywoo, Xilla, i love the list.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

  106. I Stay SMHNo Gravatar Says:

    Ugh! I can’ stand bitches in the work place! UGH! Myspace here I come (tonight)

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

  107. MickitNo Gravatar Says:

    #8 should be . . . “I can smell you on my top lip, *sniffes* Smells good too!”
    LMAO!!! I cant help but laugh when I hear that one.

    Cause, my first question is why aint you washed your face?

    Second question . . . .is was it like dat 4reel? *flattered*

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

  108. Bahama MamaNo Gravatar Says:

    woo woo woo ISSMH lol

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

  109. CubaLindaNo Gravatar Says:

    DAMN, YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO TRAK YOU ALL DOWN??!! WHAT IT BE LIKE??!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

  110. MickitNo Gravatar Says:

    CUBA!!!! Wherez u been!?!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

  111. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    I gotta do a tag blog!!! SMCH!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

  112. CubaLindaNo Gravatar Says:

    I was stuck over at that other place looking stupid!! Yo I sent you an email trying to figure out what was going on, but I didnt get a hit. Did you see it??

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

  113. CubaLindaNo Gravatar Says:

    I was stuck over at that other place looking stupid!! Yo I sent you an email trying to figure out what was going on, but I didnt get a hit. Did you get it??

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

  114. HotsauceNo Gravatar Says:

    damn I’m late as hell for this conversation. So i’ll just stroll on by pretend you didn’t see me…..

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

  115. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    Hi Cuba, how are you?

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

  116. MickitNo Gravatar Says:

    I dont think you using the right one.

    it is da_orig_ms_brown_suga

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

  117. CubaLindaNo Gravatar Says:

    yahoo?? hotmail??

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

  118. MickitNo Gravatar Says:

    u dont remember??? I was tryna avoid posting it again, because of all that DAMN SPAM! but its yahoo.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

  119. CubaLindaNo Gravatar Says:

    my badd!! Im hitting you up now…

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

  120. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    HotSauce what’s cracking? You ready to smack someone

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

  121. CubaLindaNo Gravatar Says:

    Blogxilla~ Im good, just getting in the building 4 da 1st time… Break me in nice n slow!!

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

  122. BlogXillaNo Gravatar Says:

    I will make sure to have you nice and broken in by friday!! b/c it gets wild on friday.

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

  123. yayaNo Gravatar Says:

    I like I like thats all I’m gonna being as though I ain’t have sex a long time. (sighs)

    Posted on January 15th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

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