A-Alikes – Rappers Are Carbon Copies
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I’m starting to believe that they are cloning rappers these days… Bump that I’m bout to jump in the game. The following is an actual IM conversation I had w/ my boy Ish.
Xilla says:
WHAT’S THE MOST IG’NANT RAP NAME I CAN GIVE MYSELF…
Xilla says:
IT HAS TO BE SIMPLE TO
Xilla says:
LIKE THE ICE CREAM MAN
Xilla says:
BUT IG’NANT
Won Fish says:
ignant?
Won Fish says:
let’s see
Won Fish says:
anything starting with MC is on its way to ignant already
Xilla says:
I WANT TO BE YUNG!!
Won Fish says:
MC Shoestrings
Won Fish says:
Yung ShoeStrings
Xilla says:
HOW CAN I FLASH IT UP OR THUG IT OUT!!
Xilla says:
SHOESTRINGS SUN!!
Won Fish says:
thugged out shoestrings
Xilla says:
B/C IN JAIL I WAS THE ONLY ONE W/ SHOE STRINGS!!!
Won Fish says:
Yung ShoeLace
Xilla says:
NAH LACE IS TOO FEMININE I MIGHT GET INTO A RAP BEEF
Won Fish says:
strangle a muuh fucka w/ a shoe lace just for lookin at me funny and they named me that ever since
Won Fish says:
haha
Won Fish says:
this shit’s too funny how there are do’s and don’ts to the naming game
Won Fish says:
cuz you really gotta consider the beef you’ll run intp
Xilla says:
LOL
Xilla says:
HOW ABOUT LIL DIME BAGS… NAH
Xilla says:
UMMM
Won Fish says:
ha
Won Fish says:
Lil Big Tyme
Xilla says:
YUNG BOOKS? LIL BOOKS? BOOKIE FRESH!!!
Xilla says:
I USED TO BE CALLED BIG TIME IN 95!
Won Fish says:
hah
Won Fish says:
killin ‘em
Xilla says:
WORD SUN!!!!
Xilla says:
OK WELL THE NAME COULD WAIT YOU THINK I CAN MAKE LONDON BRIDGE INTO A THUG ANTHEM? IM TRYING TO MAKE A MILLION KID!
Won Fish says:
i mean to make it a hood rich classic you need a few things
Won Fish says:
you gotta have a dance to go with it
Won Fish says:
…simple dance, but recognizable
Won Fish says:
and you need to add some drug dealin slang in it
Won Fish says:
and you need a grimy down south beat, you live in ATL so they should have beats for sale on the corner w/ bottles of water and news papers and what not
Xilla says:
THEY DO, DIRTY SOUF BEATZ LEAN AND ROCK EDITION!!
Won Fish says:
yea just mention some shit about takin your game world wide
Xilla says:
OK NOW I GOT THE SONG DOWN… IT’S GO-IN DOWN GO-IN DOWN (IN THE THEME OF LONDON BRIDGE)
Won Fish says:
‘yall can have these streets, i’m headed to UK
you workin round the clock, i work sunday to tuesday’
Xilla says:
TONS OF THUGGING GO-IN DOWN
Xilla says:
LOL
Xilla says:
OK WE GOT THAT!! NOW I NEED A RANDOM SOUND TO MAKE FAMOUS!
Won Fish says:
what’s the last part? my fair lady?
Won Fish says:
is that the right song?
Xilla says:
LIKE YERN!!!!
Won Fish says:
haha
Xilla says:
THAT AIN’T MY BABY!!!!
Xilla says:
ALL THE FLY HOEZ IS GO-IN DOWN GO-IN DOWN
Xilla says:
THAT’S NOT MY BABY!!!!
Won Fish says:
haha
Xilla says:
SO WHAT SOUND WE GOING USE TO BE FAMOUS!!!
Won Fish says:
26inches goin round, goin round goin round
26inches goin round… es-ca-ladin
Xilla says:
LOL YEA WE COULD SWITCH EM!!!
Won Fish says:
tuff
Xilla says:
HOW ABOUT KO-QUA!!!
Xilla says:
OR KO-QUA YERRRLLLL!!!
Won Fish says:
ko-qua as the sound?
Xilla says:
YEA THE SOUND
Won Fish says:
what about the gong sound that the big ben clock makes
Xilla says:
KO LIKE TO
Xilla says:
QUA LIKE KWA
Xilla says:
BONG!!!
Xilla says:
HMMMM
Xilla says:
BUT COULD I MIMIC THAT SOUND THRU OUT MY 6 MONTH CAREER?
Xilla says:
I GOT THE LYRICS IM JUST GOING TO SAY ANYTHING…
Xilla says:
I JUST NEED THE BEAT
Won Fish says:
call your post up spot where you pushin the weight ‘the clock tower’
Won Fish says:
and gong in each verse
Xilla says:
I THINK THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY SELL WE GOING TO MAKE MILLIONS
Xilla says:
NOW I JUST GOT TO GET SHOT!!!
Xilla says:
DOES JORGE HAVE A GUN?
Xilla says:
WE CAN GET HIM TO SHOOT ME IN THE ARM IN FRONT OF THE CLOCK TOWER!
Won Fish says:
not that i know of
Xilla says:
I CAN DRIVE DOWN TO THE HOSPITAL MYSELF AND NOT TALK TO THE COPS
Xilla says:
I MIGHT MAKE MTV BET AND EVEN VH1
Xilla says:
YUNG BEEZIE FIDDLE
Won Fish says:
i feel like somethin’s missing
Xilla says:
OR LIL BLEEZIE
Won Fish says:
you need to shout out your fallin home boy
Xilla says:
HMMM
Won Fish says:
like ill will
Xilla says:
YEA
Won Fish says:
or jam master j
Xilla says:
YEA YEA WORD SON!!!
Xilla says:
HMMM
Won Fish says:
or a grandparent
Won Fish says:
that you dedicate it all to
Won Fish says:
or tell them you just tryin to make some money so you can stop hustlin to feed yo daughter
Xilla says:
MY GRAND DAD NAME IS ALVIN
Won Fish says:
they like those kinda lines
Xilla says:
WE CAN CALL HIM AL BUNDY
Won Fish says:
tuff
Xilla says:
To my Nigga Al Bundy RIP. ok my name is going to be 12 dollaz aka Yung tweilv
Xilla says:
since 12 is the number of god
Xilla says:
so im on all the money man!!
Won Fish says:
cool… you gotta go w/ another aka at some point tho
Won Fish says:
dirty dozen
Won Fish says:
or lil dozie/duzzy
Xilla says:
or 6 timez 2
Won Fish says:
yup… or four tre’s
Xilla says:
tru!
