Games Are The New Sluts
It used to be that back in the day females would hate your sexy friend, calling you or stopping by but now they seem to have a new chick to hate. The Playstation.
I can’t understand why females get so mad, when I say “I’m going to call you back after I finish playing Madden” or “Yeah I’ll come eat you out right after I kill this creature on Halo”. I always got to hear a chicks mouth for paying something else attention other than her, albeit the internet, the playstation or sportscenter.
It seems like games are the new sluts, maybe they get super horny seeing my fingers move franticly over the controller that turns them on or something. I think seeing my thumb circle that analog button reminds them of their nipples and they secretly wish I would press: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start on them.
