In Other News – Soulja Boy, Jay-Z & Beyonce, Rihanna
Yesterday the blogs went crazy with the rumor that Soulja Boy is going to have a baby. I’ve just received word from a reliable source that he is in fact the future father of Jamie Lynn Spears soon to be born baby. We caught up with Soulja Boy and I asked him about the rumor he denied it vehemently, crossed his hands, did a skittle hop, took 3 steps to the left, Pointed at me and said…. YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU are the baby’s daddy.
Jay-Z, a bit perturbed at Beyonce’s heated connect four match-up with Kanye West decided to leak some picture of the 2 of them Playing internet checkers, with the hope that it would generate the same sort of buzz as it did for Kanye West’s return to blogging. But Beyonce kept leaving the game to surf the net for new deals on yaki weave. A source close to the camp said Her & The other 2 members of Destiny Child will be releasing the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup to be titled 3 girls 1 cup. I just wonder which one of them will fall in the shit first.
The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto aka [Rihanna] was scene shoe shopping over the weekend. We are hearing she stormed out of the store extremely upset when they refused to let her purchase the shoe rack to support her extra large head. Shortly after leaving the store it exploded when an Arkillian Battle cruiser shot a Cycorp Death Ray at the mall in hope to protect the Galaxy known as Rihanna’s Head.
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