Sex, ah isn’t it great? There’s make up sex, break up sex, scheduled sex and the ain’t shit else to do let’s have sex SEX. But let’s be honest in a committed relationship between 2 nympho’s sex can get kind of redundant, that’s why I’m always looking for new and exciting things to try out, and places to do it.

I remember the start of one of my relationships, I picked the young lady up and while we where stuck in traffic, I reached over and started playing w/ her clit. I did like that new song by 50 Cent and just pushed her panties to the side. I watched as he eyes rolled into the back of her head and she tried to play it off as the car next to us stared at us since there was nothing else to do stuck in rush hour traffic. She explained to me that she was hungry and wanted a bite to eat so I knew exactly where to go. Once we got to our exit I pulled into this local chicken shack w/ a bathroom down a long hallway I pulled her hand as I walked down the corridor. (Ok it was a hallway but corridor sounds so much better doesn’t it?) I had to pee and I had no intention of actually having sex w/ her in the bathroom. I just wanted her to hold it while I went potty. To my surprise hold it wasn’t all she did, lets just say that the appetizer for lunch was a bit more than a mouthful.

Make Up Sex

Sometimes you have to make up stuff to do, you’re i the house w/ your wife/girl/cut buddy and she’s washing clothes on a Saturday afternoon. You noticed its the spin cycle and she needs a break. Walk up behind her, move the hair off her neck, tell her how beautiful she looks in those sweat pants and wife beater, or in her case a boy beater. Turn her around lift her up carry her to the washing machine, place her on the edge and give her the manxilla. The vibrations from the wash will give her a sensation you or her won’t forget. hey why do you think Mr. Clean has that big smile on his face? And Arm and Hammer’s Arm is so Upright, can’t you take a hint?

Break Up Sex

There is nothing like a little pain, in one of my favorite movies The History of Violence there is a super steamy sex scene filled w/ slapping throat grabbing, panty ripping and pure FUCKING… on the stairs. If you sit on the stairs legs on different steps she can use the rail as stirrups and do a reverse cowgirl on the manxilla. It will be fun and if you want to make it rough, those stairs might give her a few battle wounds she’s blush and think of you every time she looks at the bruise. Hell every woman has a sex scar or 2. If pain is what you like or she likes catch her while she brushing her hair and give her a few wacks on the ass. I remember giving one lucky lady a nice size spanking and then fucking her like I hated her. Wooden spoons and spatulas work just as well.

Porn & Couches

Nothing beats the couch when it comes to having sex outside of the bedroom, it’s the perfect apparatus for face down ass up sex, hair pulling and all of that other madness. Don’t believe me just watch any porno.

Stumble it!