Best Of BlogXilla 6- All Up In Your Middle You Taste Like Skittles
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Cee Lo & Friends NYE Jam
Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy
I got a sweet tooth for you girl I’m tempted to taste. I can’t wait to drink your milk You’re looking like a big ole piece of cake. I’m hungry girl, let me raid your kitchen. There is a fundamental mistake made by the male gender all over the world, and that’s eating the pussy just to get some cooch. You give us good coochie eaters a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today.
I want to take a fly shorty and lay her down and eat her pussy all day long until night falls and the stars come out to play. I mean eat her like a world class food eater in one of those competitions. Y’all know what I’m talking about when you see those dudes holding a trophy w/ food smeared all over their face. Yea like that I want to put my face all up in her middle, b/c my mind tells me that the next cooch i eat will taste just like a bag of skittles.
Eating Pussy is a science!! There rules to this shit, and I’m going to need band-aid for my knees and I’ll probably give my self a mouth full of cavities. When it comes to eating I like to do a few things.
Ease Down On It
Before you get ready for your meal it’s best to set the table. Foreplay! It works fellas, kissing is a very sensual move, start by kissing the lips on her mouth, soft wet pecks, with your hand rubbing her face, fingers running through her hair as you move and suck her bottom lip, kissing her neck and running your tongue down the length, work her breast licking your lips so they are wet when you graze them across her nipples. A nice way to treat the nipples is to lick from 3 to 9 while massage the other breast and showing both of them equal love. Ease on down stopping at the belly button, and while your down there play w/ her insides from the outside. Push down on her lower abdomen with your outstretched fingers, in sort of a Vulcan death lock, there are some organs in there which stimulate the cooch and gets it just right for eating. If you don’t believe me ask your anatomy professor.
Work The Middle… Rock The Boat
Gradually move down w/ your fingers, intentionally brushing against her clit, world the lips of her pussy. I like to take my index finger and my ring finger and push them together causing the clit to pop up and then massage it w/ my middle finger which I have already made moist. When you do this you can use her own lips to add to her pleasure. Hey know one knows what she likes more than she does. Tongue tap her pussy while you’re doing this, your tongue should move like thumper.
Go for the Kill
You should be in a groove now pull her lips back and reveal the inside goodness of the cooch, lick it, suck it, poke it, do as many thing you can to it, but pay attention if you do something that she likes she’s going to do one of 2 things moan really loud and tell you not to stop. If she moans real loud keep doing what you’re doing. If she tells you don’t stop, Tell her to shut up and keep doing what she told you not to stop doing. This will turn her on to no end. Females like to feel like they are w/ a MAN! So show her you’re in control and you got this. Eating pussy is 75% mental.
Batteries Not Included
The Clit is a delicate flower, and sometimes you need a little help. So just like a gardener needs tools you might want to invest in some toys of your own. Now sure you can just use hers b/c most women have them. But then you run the risk of licking around a plastic dildo and that’s not a good look. So Fellas invest in a bullet and some changeable tips this adds excitement to the feast you are having. Think of the bullet like hot sauce for the clit since it taste like chicken.
After you have ate her right her pussy will be perfect for fucking and you’ll be more likely to make her cum, so dive in, kiss her to share your meal, bang your manxilla into the side of her walls, throw the head of your manxilla into the bottom of her coochie, give her that dick that is so good it will make her slap her mama!!!
ivent (bria)
Says:
Hey Xilla! Thanks for the love! I have taken u up on your offer of xchng’g links. U r now on the YBR’s blogroll of fame!
See u at YBR
Bria
Posted on January 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 am
BlogXilla
Says:
I got you, please don’t be a stranger!!
Posted on January 2nd, 2008 at 3:05 am
She
Says:
I think I luuuuuuuuuvvvvvv you. LMAO
Posted on January 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 am
BlogXilla
Says:
I love you too she!!!!
Posted on January 2nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Erica
Says:
I am not into shit like that but damn it seems like you know what you are doing cause some guys don’t and that is a major turn off. You sound like you live with it so I am up to try and that’s what’s up. A dude has to turn me on before he dives into it.
Posted on January 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Ms. Cat
Says:
I just gave you a standing ovation for real.
Posted on January 14th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Recently hurt
Says:
Oh my god I think I just fell in love i couldn’t even read the whole post. Just thinking of they way that would real right now makes me water right in my chair at work. LOL you are truely my Blog BOO of 08. LOL don’t ever let our paths cross it would truely go down something crazy.
Posted on January 28th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Tyrese feat Ludacris - Coming To See You [Private Wh*re] — Says:
[...] 1. What Does Everybody Want? Head!!! In 2008 you have to give head. So go down on your man, and not just regular head, do it some place he’ll never expect it, like in the mall or in the parking lot of your favorite restaurant. Being spontaneous is a perfect way to make sure a relationship doesn’t become boring and dull. Now, fellas there is no reason what so ever that you shouldn’t eat in return. If you don’t know how read this. [Skittles] [...]
Posted on January 30th, 2008 at 11:45 am
T
Says:
WOH!!! I am trully amazed. I am sitting at my desk at work reading this shit and i got a little moist. Damnnn, that is what i’m talking about.
You are my favorite blog this year.
Posted on January 30th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Snaapleapple
Says:
Wow is all I can say. i need to pass this on to someone
Posted on January 31st, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Special K
Says:
somebody give this man a round of applause!!!! LOL
Posted on February 9th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Suga Mama
Says:
So I am making this post into one of those things you carry on your neck when youa re at work, like a badge. Yeah a badge and I am hooking it to one of those WWJD lanyards and giving it as a gift to everyone I know!!!!!!
PS, you should have a show called, ” Xilla’s next baby mama”. PIMP (PEEING IN MY PANTS, from laughing)
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 10:53 am
EL
Says:
This is 2008. Everybody gives head…..It’s no longer Taboo, as our conservative over-religious society begins to progress out of mental slavery.
If you are a woman and you’re not giving head without question…you will not keep him and vice versa……..and oh..for the record..I’m a man…and currently have no problems with keeping mine..
Holla
Posted on March 6th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
congrats El I agree w/ you homey.
Posted on March 6th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
shena
Says:
like whoa?!, let me find out i just had afternoon sex at my desk! lol i am a newbie on your site! this blog just one me over. holla at a sista on her e-mail. i have an upcoming event i would love to invite you to attend. please get at me!
Posted on March 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Marica
Says:
THATS HOT, AND I CONCUR. TAKE NOTES FELLAS, WHAT YOU WON’T DO…
Posted on March 23rd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Smurfie
Says:
THats sounds bout right dudes take notes!!
Posted on March 24th, 2008 at 11:43 am
That Good Ole Urban Swag — BlogXilla.com Says:
[...] Swagger is a way of life in Urban America. Women love a man with swagger. I hear women all the time talk about how much they love T.I.’s swagger. Even Jay-Z has a swagger about him and obviously it’s working because he has the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain, Beyonce. But let’s take Flavor Flav for instance. Now I don’t know any women in their right minds who would date Flavor Flav besides those 20 crack heads who try-out every season (most are there for T.V. anyways), no matter how much swagger he has. Don’t get me wrong I’m sure he has a great personality plus he does have 7 kids but sometimes I feel these females be bluffing with that swagger stuff. It’s not like swagger is going to hop out of a dude and take you to dinner or even lick you low until you hear a swaggerlicious belch coming from between your legs. Swagger can’t help every dude in my opinion but I got my swagger on layaway. 10 more payments to go!!! [...]
Posted on March 25th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Pigskin Loving Lady
Says:
Oh My…you need to post a video to go along with these instructions!
Posted on May 20th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
cutewannie
Says:
WOW, I know I am like soooooooooooooo late with this but u told me to read it bc u thought I would enjoy it and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan did I enjoy it: )) I went as far as calling up an old buddy ; )last night who is like the BEST at it. You know how R.Kelly is the best at what he does and Jordan is the best at what he does…..yeah, this guy is the BEST! I don’t have to guide him nor train while on the job when I’m with him. It’s almost like he’s fighting for his life when he’s down there. He goes at it like he needs it but yet he is sooooo gentle when he’s feasting. He takes his time and his tongue is so soft and thick, not to thick but just right and it has length (closing my eyes and taking a deep breath) His soft lips on my soft lips causes an eruption like no other. I just watch in amazement ( the times I could focus) at how he just devours this sweet ass of mines and I swear, I am in shock everytime. I love the fact that he gets off just making me cum bc it proves he is a real ‘Pussy Eater’ and not one of these dudes that just do it to get ass. Damn, I luv u for writing this blog and if ur as good as ur writing skills are and ur ability to coach……………..U r one of the best in my eyes and I hope that by the time we meet u still haven’t found ur Cinderella bc we could make one night majic, I don’t do one night stands; )
MUAH…………MUCH LUV BABES!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
cutewannie
Says:
Please get at ya gurl!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 9:20 am
queenjenine814
Says:
Damn I think I need some “Face” right NOW!!! Thanx xilla
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Straight from the “A” ~ We Shine Without Tryin... Says:
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Posted on May 28th, 2008 at 11:54 am
free2bee
Says:
I’m coming across this hella late but better late than never!
Xilla, yous a nasty mutha…lol
Posted on June 12th, 2008 at 3:30 am
Just In Case You Were Wondering…. « free2bee Says:
[...] has a post for all the fellas that may just be wondering what to do with the middle! It will change your life! :-)…oh the joy you have brought me this morning! [...]
Posted on June 12th, 2008 at 3:31 am
sHaE-sHaE
Says:
I have to admit, I read this and was like, “whaaa?” School is in session and the teacher has spoken. This post has me up here doing the tootsie roll at 7 am in 2008.
Now why you gotta go and to that love hunh?
Posted on June 12th, 2008 at 6:59 am
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] WE SEE YOU LURKING FOR CONTENT » The Negro Awards Live From Crunkland Says:
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Posted on June 24th, 2008 at 7:51 pm