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Cee Lo & Friends NYE Jam

Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy

I got a sweet tooth for you girl I’m tempted to taste. I can’t wait to drink your milk You’re looking like a big ole piece of cake. I’m hungry girl, let me raid your kitchen. There is a fundamental mistake made by the male gender all over the world, and that’s eating the pussy just to get some cooch. You give us good coochie eaters a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today.

I want to take a fly shorty and lay her down and eat her pussy all day long until night falls and the stars come out to play. I mean eat her like a world class food eater in one of those competitions. Y’all know what I’m talking about when you see those dudes holding a trophy w/ food smeared all over their face. Yea like that I want to put my face all up in her middle, b/c my mind tells me that the next cooch i eat will taste just like a bag of skittles.

Eating Pussy is a science!! There rules to this shit, and I’m going to need band-aid for my knees and I’ll probably give my self a mouth full of cavities. When it comes to eating I like to do a few things.

Ease Down On It

Before you get ready for your meal it’s best to set the table. Foreplay! It works fellas, kissing is a very sensual move, start by kissing the lips on her mouth, soft wet pecks, with your hand rubbing her face, fingers running through her hair as you move and suck her bottom lip, kissing her neck and running your tongue down the length, work her breast licking your lips so they are wet when you graze them across her nipples. A nice way to treat the nipples is to lick from 3 to 9 while massage the other breast and showing both of them equal love. Ease on down stopping at the belly button, and while your down there play w/ her insides from the outside. Push down on her lower abdomen with your outstretched fingers, in sort of a Vulcan death lock, there are some organs in there which stimulate the cooch and gets it just right for eating. If you don’t believe me ask your anatomy professor.

Work The Middle… Rock The Boat

Gradually move down w/ your fingers, intentionally brushing against her clit, world the lips of her pussy. I like to take my index finger and my ring finger and push them together causing the clit to pop up and then massage it w/ my middle finger which I have already made moist. When you do this you can use her own lips to add to her pleasure. Hey know one knows what she likes more than she does. Tongue tap her pussy while you’re doing this, your tongue should move like thumper.

Go for the Kill

You should be in a groove now pull her lips back and reveal the inside goodness of the cooch, lick it, suck it, poke it, do as many thing you can to it, but pay attention if you do something that she likes she’s going to do one of 2 things moan really loud and tell you not to stop. If she moans real loud keep doing what you’re doing. If she tells you don’t stop, Tell her to shut up and keep doing what she told you not to stop doing. This will turn her on to no end. Females like to feel like they are w/ a MAN! So show her you’re in control and you got this. Eating pussy is 75% mental.

Batteries Not Included

The Clit is a delicate flower, and sometimes you need a little help. So just like a gardener needs tools you might want to invest in some toys of your own. Now sure you can just use hers b/c most women have them. But then you run the risk of licking around a plastic dildo and that’s not a good look. So Fellas invest in a bullet and some changeable tips this adds excitement to the feast you are having. Think of the bullet like hot sauce for the clit since it taste like chicken.

After you have ate her right her pussy will be perfect for fucking and you’ll be more likely to make her cum, so dive in, kiss her to share your meal, bang your manxilla into the side of her walls, throw the head of your manxilla into the bottom of her coochie, give her that dick that is so good it will make her slap her mama!!!