Best Of BlogXilla Bonus - Cheat On You Pt. 1

Filed Under (Relationships, Xilla Post) by Xillionaire on 28-12-2007

I figured I would answer that age old question, of why do men cheat. I remember when I was in the tail end of my last relationship, and I heard this song, it became the final nail in the coffin. Although I didn’t cheat I weighed my options and ended the relationship before I ended up cheating w/ this fly dime from around the way. Now although nothing in this world is concrete except the sidewalks in the city. I would like to explore the why men cheat.

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Get Over Yourself

Filed Under (Entertainment, Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals) by Xillionaire on 28-12-2007

The thought that all men are dogs has been genetically encoded into the brains of females all over the nation. I find it hilarious when a females states that she wants a man to prove he isn’t like all the other men, well news flash. I think you just dissed the dude who could have proved that to you. Yeah him the one who simple said Hello to you, and you walked by him and acted like you didn’t hear him. You know the one who DIDN’T scream “Well Fuck you then, you ain’t all that anyway” as you ignored his greeting.

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Shopping After Dark

Filed Under (Uncategorized, Xilla Post) by Xillionaire on 28-12-2007

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YOUR STOMACH IS GROWLING RIBS ARE TOUCHING. YOU WALK INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND THERE IS NOTHING INSIDE EXCEPT A PACK OF CHICKEN WING AND SOME 2 WEEK PAST THE SELL BY DATE MILK. YOU LOOK AT YOUR WATCH TO SEE THAT IT’S 11:30PM AND YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE SPENDING AN HOUR TO MAKE SOME CHICKEN WINGS, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU GO TO THE GROCERY STORE.
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She Hates Her

Filed Under (Life, Relationships, Xilla Post) by Xillionaire on 27-12-2007

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Relationships can be a tricky thing, you have to treat them with kid gloves. I find that whenever I’m in a relationship my females friends tend to get pushed to the back. It’s mainly b/c females don’t like females. They can’t get along. Maybe it’s the Chris Rock Theory when he claims “When females see your man they don’t think She need a man like him, They feel like they need HIM.” I often wonder why that is the case, like I have a friend whom I’ve been cool with for years and haven’t slept with but yet my last girlfriend hated her, to the point where that friendship was a deciding factor in our breakup. To each it’s own but my female friend has been in my life way longer than my ex and continues to be in my life today unlike my EX [capital EX] So I compiled a list of the who girlfriends don’t like.
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Trey Songz Wild Night With Groupies - Group Love

Filed Under (Entertainment, Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals, Xilla Post) by Xillionaire on 26-12-2007

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So I’m chatting with my friend about how her boy Trey was seen hugged up with some chick in an ATL Club when she tells me about how her friends had a wild night with him after he performed @ her school. She said he pulled them up on stage, and took the short trip back to their dorm where it all went down.
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Yung Joc - Dumb Rappers In Action

Filed Under (Entertainment, Life, Relationships, Uncategorized, Xilla Post) by Xillionaire on 26-12-2007

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XXL is reporting

Atlanta rapper Yung Joc failed to appear at an arraignment hearing in Cleveland this morning and has had his bond raised to $100,000. According to the Associated Press, Joc was a no-show at the Cuyahoga County courthouse, where he was expected to answer to charges of carrying a concealed weapon.

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Lil Kim Looks Like My Daughters Brat Doll

Filed Under (Entertainment, Xilla Post) by Xillionaire on 26-12-2007

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Breaking News… Lil Kim Looks like A Brat Doll.

New Lil Kim - Rage

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The Importance Of Potato Salad

Filed Under (Life, Uncategorized, Xilla Post) by Xillionaire on 26-12-2007

The Importance of Potato Salad

Who made the Tata Salad? This is the question that plagues numerous family during the holiday season. I have an Aunt who we will just call Bretha, she has been officially banded from making potato salad ever again. One Thanksgiving she made the Tata salad with Miracle Whip, spicy mustard, but she ran out and had to use Honey mustard… She didn’t have any relish, so she chopped some pickles up and put them in, she also ran out of potatoes so he filled it in with French Fries. Welfare would make you do things like that, you improvise. She brought it to the my grandmother’s house proud as hell, it smelled like Mcdonalds and old Hot Dogs it was disgusting, and she was the type to force you to eat it, like she was the plate police, walking around looking all in people’s plate like why you ain’t got no tata salad it’s gooooood!!! NO IT”S NOT IT HAS FRIES IN IT!!! Do I look like a Fry GUY to you!!!!

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