Best Of BlogXilla 7- Cheat On You pt 2
The Lovely ladies of All That’s Fab are reporting that Taylor Made is cheating on her… Funny they were just together the other night in Miami… Have you ever got head from a girl from Miami man… I have anyone on to my story
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So I’m having a conversation w/ my nigga Juice, last night about the blog I posted yesterday Cheat On You. The comments that follow is real talk, it’s how the men of the world, talk to each other, at least real dudes from the hood who are trying to make something for ourselves. My nigga Juice said, we cheat cause we do not have the rite bitch on our team.
My boy had a point, I thought about it, and I totally understood where he was coming from. It’s so hard to find a complete woman around here it’s a shame. It’s always something missing. So we discussed these topics and I took his statements and decided I needed to clarify this the right way. Juice who said he has 5 chicks, who all do one particular thing very well, to make the perfect one.
{1 – one takes care of the kids}
This is essential to any good relationship which both parties believe will last. Most woman have children, nowadays and it’s extremely hard, to find a woman, w/o kids, so being good w/ kids is needed b/c both of you plan to have kids together, or at least you’re supposed to plan, and not have Muary on speed dial for the moment you drop that bundle of joy, to bring in him into the world, on McDonald payments and the change from your purchase of the new Christian Louboutin shoes. (click it if you want to see the shoes). Getting along w/ children is a key factor to a guy who plans on getting married settling down and raising a family together. Now, isn’t that what all of us want?
{2 – one wash the clothes and cooks}
Newflash more than half of the ladies I know…CAN’T COOK or can cook, just well enough so you won’t starve. I get a look of amazement when ladies find out that I can cook, and cook good. You’ll ask for seconds I promise. Sometimes I want a plate made for me, and a plate that doesn’t involve, hamburger helper or hot pockets. I want what Rachel Ray, just made on the happy women’s network. (Evil twin of the Battered Women’s channel called Lifetime) Speaking of Lifetime, stop watching that shit, and offer to wash our clothes, clean our house, we can’t clean, like a woman!! Women, know all sort of weird concoctions to get Hennessey stains out of a carpet, or how to get that Kool-Aid ring off your counter. NIgga’s Pick up your drawls if you want her to clean, she’ll put her mouth down there but she won’t touch, and doesn’t want to see your drawls!!!!
{3 – one is independent and dont really need ur ass}
One thing that turns me on, is a woman that doesn’t need me, o0o00o it gives me the shivers!!! Damn, I think my ManXilla just jumped. But we liked to know that our girl can hold US down, if it came to that. It’s nice to know that your lady might just be like boo, do you need me to pay your light bill, or put your wallet away I’m buying you dinner. Damn I think I just got wet.
{4 – one sucks a mean one and has the best sex}
There weighing in at number 4 is sex!!! This is very important. Matter fact, you know what I met recently? A chick who doesn’t give head. Yeah I was shocked too. Nothing ruins a relationship like bad sex. Chicks now, while you all will say that sex isn’t important and while many of you may even be w/ men who can’t satisfy you sexually, you know the hunger burns inside of you for that mean fucked like he hate you… and holds you and tell you how much he loves you dick. Now, while you may have that inquisitiveness under control you shouldn’t have to feel like that, you should be able to get fucked real good and nut after my his forth pump, and you’ll continue to get fucked in ecstasy. So open up, don’t let the days of your life pass by.
{5 – the last watches sportscener wit u after yall come from church after the rest finish thier duties}
Very important and most sports fans would love to be able to really really discuss the game w/ their girl. About how Kobe isn’t as good as Lebron James, or How many touchdowns Eli Manning threw for last week. Now once in a blue moon a woman would come along who will watch the game w/ you… Now we thank you for watching the game and sort of understanding what’s going on, but come on do some homework, we’ll watch Girlfriends and DHW’s w you follow along so I can tell you what happened if you missed a part. You should be able to do the same, and not number 11 just dunked on the cute guy in the blue on the other team.
After our discussion he ended the convo w/ now how the hell am i gonna find all that in one bitch!!!! thas exactly y im single fuk that!!!!!! ya digggzzz
I told him, that I’m sure their are some woman out there whose like that but… Where?
