Best Of BlogXilla 9 - Stingy Pt 1

So she’s living with another dude, so the chances of getting back together might pretty much be out of the question. An intense feeling of betrayal and justification of my over reactions fill my soul. I thought about spending the whole weekend drunk out of my mind, but rationality filled my conscious. Well almost, I hopped on the phone, I wanted company, I needed someone to take my mind off of the pain my heart felt. I met this one in the club, shes been dying to see the Kool Kid, but a pseudo relationship got in the way of numerous other chances to hook up but not tonight. The apartment was clean from head to toe, the scent of mango mist filled the air as she walked into the door looking like a movie star ready to accept her Oscar for her award winning performance. I usually don’t write about my current dealings, but this is an exception this weekend is all for your reading pleasure.
After a few drinks and small talk, we get down to business, see I had a plan, I wanted to test how committed she was, I was trying to locate the exact longitude and latitude of where her mind was at. We kissed, I needed a kiss, to fill her lips on mine, taste her tongue. The Hennessy on my tongue mixed w/ the Hennessey on hers to make it a double shot which was satisfying to the soul. Her chest resembled the bosoms that so many in Hollywood paid thousands for, perfect orbs, soft and firm. Much more pleasant to the eye then the used tea bags I had grown to accept more than love. Her Stomach, a nice 4 pack of tightness. Honestly it made me want to do a few sit-ups myself.
But we got it on, I rolled the Trojan Magnum onto my rock hard dick, I wasn’t going to NUT. I was going to make her work for it, I wanted to please her, I drove my pole inside of her, turned on by her moans and her eyes rolling into the back of her head. I pulled her legs up onto my shoulders, tooting her hole up as I entered. I’m not sure how Goddess like this was, but a plethora of damns, fucks, shits, and oh gods came out of her mouth. I felt her melt on my dick, her legs began to shake. I turned her over, to everyone’s favorite position… Doggy Style.
She threw it back, her ass was a hybrid between an apple and onion, smooth and fantastic for my viewing pleasure. The softness bounced on my front as she worked. The pussy was good, I wanted to dig into it, so as she sat up on all fours I dug my thumbs into her crack and my other 8 fingers gripped her soft ass and I began to probe and pound. I wanted her to squeeze my dick as it entered her, make the cum ooze out into the condom and grease my dick. But she didn’t she braced the wall, where my headboard should have been if it not have been broken months before. She moaned and could no longer maintain balance on all fours. I had her face down ass up. I could see that she had came for a 2nd time. I glanced at the clock, I could see this was going to be one of those marathon fuck sprees.
I got on my back, smacked her ass and told her to get on top. A lackadaisical ride session ended fairly quick. I am a firm believer that females should come w/ a label attached to them “Beware, Cannot RIDE DICK!†It’s okay let me get on top, by this time the condom had dried out, so I pulled out I knew how to fix this. As I popped my dick out of her she asked If I came. I replied no and left the room. I went to the refrigerator popped out a cube of ice, placed it in my mouth and went back into the room. She was trying to go to sleep. But I’m Xilla The Kool Kid not J.Holiday, I smiled as to say my teeth are straight, then positioned my face between her legs and kissed. A loud moan, arched her back, as I used my tongue to spread her lips and dart the cube of ice inside of her. I sucked her clit, my chilled tongue tapping on her. My dick still rock hard… I entered her. Another round and I still didn’t NUT. I was tired I put in a work to please and about 75% of all she could do was lay there. I rested on my back, as she rolled over and went to sleep.
I came to the conclusion which was already in my head… She’s regular stingy like the rest of them. She wasn’t about to crawl on her knees after I was convinced she couldn’t make me nut, and suck it out of me. Blow bubbles with the nut, slap herself w/ the dick and a lot of other stuff. I’d guess this one was all for self. So next time we fuck… she’ll get the stingy dick.











LiLBiT
Says:
Dude, you’re killen me .. Are you still celibate and just going slowly insane? LMAO! You better get you some before you have everyone on MySpace on the hunt for a good fuck .. LoL .. You’ve got me tempted and I’ve got some time now .. crazy man - you know I love you!
one. Laura
Posted on December 30th, 2007 at 6:01 am
slimting
Says:
classic
Posted on December 30th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Q
Says:
Umm Baby Boy you gotta ASK for what you want in bed, if not AT LEAST forcefully suggest it, I know some bitches out there are two levels of dumb
Posted on December 31st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Bahama Mama
Says:
LMMFAO!!! not the stingy d! lol
aww woo woo woo!! lol
Posted on January 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
chrissy snow aka mtw
Says:
SPEECHLESS
Posted on January 10th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Ms. Cat
Says:
Not just stingy…LAZY
Posted on January 14th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Recently hurt
Says:
Well you should not hold out and leave yourself going crazy because you ran into a chick who could apperciate some good dick. Sling it my way I know how to treat it. Im not stingy or lazy. LOL
Posted on February 5th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Suga Mama
Says:
So, today is my first and LAST day of reading your blogs. I haven’t done the dirty in A LONG time, and this isnt helping me any!!!
I am getting your name tatted on my back this afternoon and that will be how I remember you. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 11:17 am
BlogXilla
Says:
Sugamama don’t go!!!
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Suga Mama
Says:
HA HA!!!!! I have all the girls here reading your page already, but it is too much for me. You said “I popped my dick out of her she asked If I came. I replied no and left the room. I went to the refrigerator popped out a cube of ice, placed it in my mouth and went back into the room.” that put me OVER the edge!!!!! Either we have to get married or I can’t stay!! HA HA HA HA!!!
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 11:29 am
BlogXilla
Says:
Suga - word? Thanks… Hey Ladies how are y’all doing?
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 11:39 am
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