There is a new lie sweeping the nation, this lie has topped: “I gotta man”, “Sure I’m going to call you” and even “this is my real hair”. The new number one lie told by females is, I got the bomb ass pussy, and you wouldn’t know what to do w/ it!!! SUUuuurrrreeee!! Females have now taking over the role of lying on their goodies and I’m not going to take it anymore.

I kid you not I’ve heard that line from the last 10 women I’ve been with and out of the ten only 2 have had some good twat. Now if all women say guys have a big dick, all men say girls have good pussy. We say this b/c we want to bust a nut again.

I’ve heard the tales of how the men keep running back, of how you got this for doing that and even you can throw my pussy in the air and it will turn to sunshine. Yeah right. There was only a few times in my life where I stuck it in and was helpless but to repeat OMG over and over again.

But be happy, b/c true good cooch is a curse, it will take over all rational thoughts in your head, it will start to think for you. Lights need to be paid and vagina will debo the brain for control of the body and you’ll end up sleeping w/ Joe Scumbag to get the lights paid. This goes for rent, the car note and those new Louie shows that Kesha Cole had on at the Negro Awards.

But unlike Good dick good V.J.J. looses it’s goodness with-in a few years. The water runs dry, the tightness leaves, the warmth becomes cold and the oceans waves no longer pound the shore like they once did. So take it easy and understand that it’s alright to have regular pussy.

Stumble it!