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How To Make Your Black Man Love You

We all know by now that Usher is terminally ill with B*tcha*sness ever since he put on a suit flyer than Janelle Monae’s and walked down the isle. Seriously he’s in love and honestly who can be mad at that. If anyone is going to write a book on relationships it should be Tameka. So since she’s not writing any books that we know of or making any albums like Terrence Howard I decided to write a blog on how to make a black man like myself fall in love.

One thing you can do to get a man to love you if make him feel needed. Ask him to help you around the house. A woman I’ve dealt with asked me to come over and help her re-do her bathroom. Before I knew it the 2 of us were on our knees lifting up tile and ripping out sinks and toilets. Nothing was more romantic than walking around Lowe’s sweaty and looking for a new sink. It made me feel like the two of us were really connected.

Another thing to you can do is simply cook a great meal. Despite the ever changing world we live in one way to a man’s heart is a good meal. I know I’m more likely to continue coming over a woman’s house if she can cook. Now men you should also cook for you lady everyone once in a while.

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Cinderella – A Walk In The Park

These Coach Gynger Sandals are perfect for summer time and will only cost you about $168. Their perfect for a walk in the park. I myself have taking a walk in the park a time or 2 before. Let me tell you a story about one of my past Cinderellas

I knew she liked me, from the way she always smiled when I walked in the break room. I didn’t know whether to push up since I used to talk to her “work friend” who got fired a few weeks earlier. I thought could I make the switch? I tried and we hit it off, but I never thought that it would go as far as it did.

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Dear Xilla, My My Myspace, I'm Not Number 1

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! CONTINUE READING FULL ARTICLE →

Rihanna – Disturbia

Rihanna – Disturbia <-Listen] via Thatgrapejuice The song is different, I might even consider liking it. I’m sure you’ll be hearing it in your local Urban clothing stores as you’re looking for the best price on goods made by little Asian kids in sweatshops. Speaking of shopping rumor has it Chris Brown dropped over $100,000 for two ruby and diamond necklaces for his personal Princess of pop. Hmmm I guess Chris Brown is still the same kid from his past. CONTINUE READING FULL ARTICLE →

I Can Order Chinese By Myself

There is an old adage which states that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well I believe that a lot of females have forgotten that saying. But whose fault is it? The Mother’s for not teaching her daughter how to cook? The Daughter for not learning how to cook? or the Dad’s for walking out on the mother, leaving the mother to work all day and not find time for her child?

Regardless of whose fault it is, I’m a bit perturb at the idea that 75% of females I’ve been with can’t or couldn’t cook. There was the one who could only boil chicken, the one who burned a hamburger and another who knew how to order the best of everything that delivered. I can ORDER CHINESE BY MY DAMN SELF!!

Learn to cook watch Rachel “I’m not a Muslim” Ray, scream BAM from the kitchen every now and then when you through some seasoning in a pot of stew. I want to smell the aroma of basil and 35 herbs and spices resonating from the kitchen area every once in a while. I get tired of the scent of MSG coming from a brown paper bag with a white plastic bag with a smile on the front. I have at least 400 liltte pieces of cardboard in my cabinet drawer from take out. A million menus and way too many packets of soy sauce in my BRROOWWNN PAaapperr BAaagggg!! I feel like DJ. Khalid or something.

Besides I don’t want to have to look Mr. Chan in the eye while he fumbles for my change in his pockets with hopes that I tell him to keep the change. Because I’m not going to tell him to keep the change b/c I’m going to have to see him again in a few days because my girl can’t cook!! SMCH!!!

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