There is a hierarchy of phone calls, where do you fit in? Whether you’re aware of it or not, you are constantly being ranked when it comes to text messages, phone calls, booty calls and even tweets. It’s like your 140 characters are on American Idol. Sometimes I might not want to talk to a person, other times I might want to roll with the chick most likely to give up the draws, and other times I might just want the most beautiful women I know on my arm. So yes, I rank the women in my life like they have a 5 digit code I need to text for a date and standard messaging rate do apply.
Happy Friday! Earlier this week, the hip hop world witnessed a supreme example of messy people. I won’t go into who, why or how they were messy, but its not that hard to find out. With that said, are there signs that the person you’re with might be messy?
The homie SpokenReasons made a hilarious video about what happens when a woman takes a dump at her man’s crib. The video is hilarious and off the chain, now here is where I come in to help. A while back one of my internet friends sent me these tips, so in case you’re ever in a situation where you need to go. You now have help.
Put Some Water On It – I’m thinking a female would have to be rotten on the inside not to take a crap at her man’s. So I suggest flushing the toilet after each turd drops. Woooshhh, just make sure to check his water pressure first, the last thing you want is for that one brick to remain floating.
The other night I got a phone call that sort of changed me. The voice on the other end of the phone was filled with pain. That pain has been drowned in an ocean of liquor and the voice of pain was now feeling the effects. Each word was slurred, mispronounced, and in so much pain it hurt my ears when he said “What are you doing?” My friend must of been out of bandages because he tried to heal his brown liquor drowned pain with a whore.
What exactly is a friend? I need to know this? I hear a lot of women say that men no longer court women. By court I mean try to woo a woman they admire. So I asked the closest woman in the room this question and she said older men do, but not so much younger men. That actually blew my mind, so these younger dudes are smashing chicks for free? Really? I mean I have smashed a large quantity of chicks for less than a value meal, but if I really like a lady its nothing stopping me from trying to give her the world in order to show my affection. I say that but the jerk in me kicks in and I go Ma$e before he got baptized and think, Chick what? Chase you? That ain’t what Xill do, I got a lot of women who would love to replace you.
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