on 18. May, 2011
Once while my manxilla was encased in some that warm, wet and gushy stuff I had an ephiphany. It may have been one of mygreatest thoughts ever. You might not know this but it is during sex that I have my greatest thoughts and ideas. So I compiled a list of 5 things people think about during sex. Grab your pens and post its you’re going to want to take notes.
on 11. May, 2011
Photo by Antonella Arismendi
As I sit at my desk thinking about about my life has change since I started my blog, and the difference a few years make, I can’t help but think of the way her lips felt on the ManXilla. What her tongue motion is like, how she moves her lips while going down and then it hits me. Oral sex is very important in a relationship, whether she swallows or not. Gone are the days of females who “don’t give it”, but we are in a new era where most girls can suck a marble through a straw and proudly want you to know it. It’s an era I like to call “The Slurp Era”.
on 04. May, 2011
Picture via EikNarf
Have you ever had first date sex? I’m willing to bet most of the readers of my site have. If not, maybe one day we’ll be lucky enough, to find ourselves engaged in some first date sex. There is one main question of first date sex that has puzzled me for some time. Should we put it on our lovers or just give them enough to have them come back for more?
on 02. May, 2011
This weekend I went on a sort of fishing expedition. No, I didn’t set sail on the Atlantic Ocean, in search of catching the big one, I went fishing for information to find out the signs women give when they want to have sex. I got over a hundred responses and the more I read them the more I felt like a piece of meat. The females who replied sent rude response after rude response. Margo asked, “Is grabbing his junk too forward?” while another lady said “I just say the sh!t. #CanWeF*ck?” While those DO work, there are bunch of sexier ways to give a guy the sign that you’re DTF (Down To Fudge).
on 28. Apr, 2011
**EDITOR’S NOTE** I decided to post this because this is a blog from my days when I used to smoke. Come May 1st It’d be one year since I picked up a cigarette and well I’m rather proud of myself.
I decided to go on a smoke break, at work and while I was outside I decided to people watch. While scanning the people on Wall Street in New York I saw a woman who had an extra long back. Basically she had no-ass-at-all. I asked myself a very gripping question, “could I be with a woman with absolutely no booty?” I mean I’m all for a small round butt , but flat?
People Moaning