The Hierarchy Of The Booty Call! Where Do You Rank?
Posted in Relationships on 09. May, 2011
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There is a hierarchy of phone calls, where do you fit in? Whether you’re aware of it or not, you are constantly being ranked when it comes to text messages, phone calls, booty calls and even tweets. It’s like your 140 characters are on American Idol. Sometimes I might not want to talk to a person, other times I might want to roll with the chick most likely to give up the draws, and other times I might just want the most beautiful women I know on my arm. So yes, I rank the women in my life like they have a 5 digit code I need to text for a date and standard messaging rate do apply.
It all started while I was sitting in my office when my boy said look through your phone book and randomly call someone, so I did. I didn’t remember who she was, but I did remember getting her number, so I was a bit perplexed as to why I never called her. I wrote it off as her being a big booty ugly girl with an extra short tongue. The more I thought about it the more I realized I rank their call log.
I’ve started to think about all the people I contact and why. The list was very short, but of all the people I do call it’s based on a few things. Who is giving it up, who has the best sex, who sucks the best dick, and who I want to be seen in public with. (I’m shallow and lonely sue me)
Spend a date rambling and complaining about your miserable life and you’re least likely to get a call back. Go above and beyond in order to get some of my above caliber manxilla and you’re more likely to get called tomorrow. I just want a woman who can challenge my intellectual, and turn me on sexually. That’s not too much to ask is it? Sure I know people who I have a good time with, enjoy conversing with, but I just can’t get on the same page with them. They don’t leave a lasting impression in my mind. At 7 o’clock I want to talk about Osama bin Laden’s death photo, at 10 o’clock I want to talk about the silly brainless things some women do.
Then my mind slipped to where I rank on other people’s list. Am I top ranked call potential? Self evaluation can be a bit jaded and you can tell that by the amount of people on twitter and facebook with the word sexy in their screen name, but look like the end result of a chupacabra sleeping with Snooki.
So I ask everyone who reads this blog, do you rank your call log? Have you ever wondered why someone stopped calling you? Let’s converse.
I never actually thought about this but I have to admit that I do rank my call logs and contacts. Some of the guys I talk to on a regular basis and others I just contact when I’m looking for one thing. *best head, best pipe, best conversation, a date* I guess it all depends on what I want at that time. And I tend to be done with people really quick so I’m usually the one that stops calling them *shrugs*
Yeah I am the same way… not that i want to be done with people but it’s hard to keep my attention for too long! I don’t know why that is…. #XillaShrug
Uhh it might be ADD lol just joking
It might be!! lol
The chupacabra strikes again!!! I can’t say that with a straight face ever again! People are like economics. Think about it supply and demand…..
Yes The Chupa Cabra is real!! Very Real!! lol
So you say….sound more like a downstairs mixup to me?! Mwahaha
HA!!! Good one!
Xillan its hard to keep our attention because we are sexual intellectuals and we need more stimulation than the average person!
I have different people i call for certain things… Good Phone sex, Good Conversations, people wih witty comments and statements. Even when it comes to who im gonna give free things with like tickets and random shit i call people depending who can give me something in return…. it’s weird but i think we all do it as a way to organize life and to avoid being pissed of by people we could care less about
Hmmm I need to get on one of those list!
Lol..I have sexy in my twitter name…anyway I do rank my call log but I can count on one hand how many is the best sex contacts…;-).. Ranking them is a good way to separate the sheeps from the goats lol.. I am normally the one who stops talking to a male contact because maybe his first impression didn’t wow!! Me… I like when they wow me, it gives me something to think about and put them on the high rank list…;-)…
Hmmm You like to be wowed, Thats cool, I often skip chicks who are on the wow path in my call log because I am not at the point to wow them… lol If that makes sense.
Lol.. Y u wouldnt wanna wow someone?.. My wow means mind-blowing sex!! I wanna be wowed that way u will be in the top list..if I guy dnt wow me, the chance of me calling him back for sex is slim to none!!!!!
Its a whole process to wowing someone.
This is soo damn true! I have had mind blowing intellectual conversation up until 10. At that point, I’m sleepy and I need entertainment. I do often wonder where I rank with a few people in life, and currently running and experiment on the subject
I think its good to wonder where you rank, but I don't want to find out. Ego might be a little bruised! lol
anybody single and casually dating is ranking the people in there phones even if they’re doing subconciously… Who’s better (I’m trying to come thru get mine and go home), who’s more attractive (I’m trying to go out) who’s funnier, who ever I’m in the mood for…
Yep That’s pretty much how it goes.
Yea, I do this often. Like LS said “anybody single and casually dating is ranking the people in there phones even if they’re doing subconciously…”. That’s why I laugh when certain people text or call me. When u use the “It is what it is theory” most people cant handle that.
I think thats a real good idea to keep track of whats going on and keep the relatiship going the flow you want them to go
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