3 Things NOT To Do While Riding Dick, Tom Or Harry
Posted in Rated Grown Up on 22. Mar, 2011
It’s 2011 and most women still can’t ride the manxilla right. Maybe they should buy a bike and ride around every day for a year so they could remember how to ride something right. Okay maybe that was a bit harsh, but different women keep making the same mistakes and I think it’s about time they know what they shouldn’t do and stop trying to do what they think they should do. So leggo!
- Stop Jumping on the Manxilla – For some reason women climb on top of a man so sexy and slowly insert the penis into their vagina nice and slow like… Then proceed to start jumping up and down violently. Balls are sensitive and the last thing I want is a pair of coaster down between my leg. Slow it down and stop the jumping.
- Don’t Move - Ladies if you can’t figure out what to do, then give a warning. Ask your guy to let you try to ride him, tell him you want to practice on him until you get good. This way he can brace himself for bad sex or coach you as to what he likes. Guys like teaching women how they want it, especially if the girl takes the first step to learn.
- Grind With No Friction - I fully understand that when a woman has a penis in her, and she’s on top and she grinds against it, that it’s pleasurable for her. But for ME… (this is my own personal gripe, I won’t speak for all men) It does nothing for me. NOTHING. Please lift up from time to time, move up and down, make sure the penis is going in and out of the vagina and give me a little bit of friction for his pleasure.
It’s three strikes and you’re out. If you find your guy asking you to change positions or making a face of agony whenever you climb on top of him then you’re doing something wrong. Don’t be afraid to ask your guy to practice on him. Trust me when I tell you he will thank you for it. But be creative with how you tell him and make it sexy. Also read this blog: How To Ride Dick The Right Way
Ladies big rule #1 never ride him dry! #thatisall
Another major rule: Don’t lie about your riding skills just to hype the guy up and get him excited. When you get on top and don’t know what you’re doing, it’s very disappointing, like a major let down. I know because I have 3 brothers and they talk about everything around me.
I CONCUR!! People put so much hype on their head/riding/sex (in general) game. There’s no shame in asking for help. We learned that in elementary! lol
yeah i think that is a major let down when you thinking you gonna get the bomb and you get nada!
Thanks for the tips. I will have to try them out soon enough
Bad riding skills are putrid. PErsonally Im always a big fan of reverse cowgirl, you literally just cant ride if u cant do it reverse.
Good Sh!t tho. Xilla I might write an extension of this topic.
no problem my dude! I wrote a bunch of blogs on these topic. Lemme know ehen yours goes up! I\’ll check it out!
and n my ass virgin by the way
If you that you have a weak skill set(s), get some tutoring. Speak up.
The 5 P’s. Prior Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance. In other words, don’t show up for the exam if you are not prepared.
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Prior Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance it’s 6 P’s
….jus saying but good point 
Reverse Cowgirl is my mans favourite
Great view im guessing! haha
Yeah its the view that does it for me and the friction is somethin else.
Can we get more female feedback on this
Okay great view on this but here’s my problem when I first got into my relationship we did all different positions and it seems like the longer we stayed together the more intimidated I became and suddenly I was uncomfortable riding him now I feel lik e its to late to ask if I can practice what should I do? I tend to do extra good at everything else but im sure my man would like me to ride him once in a while.