Call Me Daddy… Tonight! Now! Seriously!
Posted in Rated Grown Up on 26. Aug, 2010
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Let’s be 100 percent honest with one another today, MEN CANNOT compete with women in the bedroom. PERIOD. Sure we like to say we will break a chick’s back or put it on her, but the simple undeniable fact that women can have babies and still squeeze the manxilla like a vice grip, after pushing a 7 pound baby out of a lemon sized hole, as proof. Men are no match for women in the bedroom. With that said that doesn’t give women the right to show off.
For some idiotic reason women feel the need to prove a point in the bedroom. Let me give you an example. A while back I wrote a blog called Why Men Like Being Called Daddy. It was a huge hit, but some of the women said they would never call a guy daddy. Why the flick not? Once upon a time, this girl I was with wouldn’t call me daddy. One night while giving it to her the best I possibly could, she simply refused to call me Daddy! Now, what followed was about as stupid as 12 Family Guy episodes made specifically for retarded 2nd graders. No offense to parents of kids with Down syndrome.
Me: “Tell Daddy you Like it”
Her: “I love it”
Me: “Oh yeah tell daddy you love it”
Her: “I love it so much it’s so good”
Me: exhale “Say I love it Daddy”
Her: “I love it”
Me: “Say I love it DADDY”
Her: “I Love It”
Me: “Call me daddy”
Her: “…”
Me: “You’re really not going to say it are you”
Her: “Nope”
Me: the manxilla goes limp get dressed and walks out. Leave condom on her couch…
Now women riddle me this, we all know there is nothing a man can do to make a woman call him daddy, scratch his back, or any of that other stuff. Well maybe some of the other stuff, but at the end of the day even if a guy is putting it on her like mother’s do pampers on babies, It’s still up to the woman to actually say daddy, moan, scratch his back or make any reaction.
My concern is why won’t she? I mean if my penis is inside of her, she can’t get any lower or higher than that on the I like you scale. Once the penis goes inside the vagina and starts playing patty cake with her fallopian tubes, nothing should be off limits, at that moment the two of you are one person! You don’t keep secrets from yourself!
Women kill me, with that “I’m going to hold back, I’m not going to say daddy.” *LOOKS AROUND * My damn penis is in you, what more do you have left to hold on to? A freaking phrase?!? That some how makes you more of a woman? No it doesn’t it just makes woman a terrible screw!
Lie to me damn it. Ladies if you ask me to call you Nicki Minaj during sex imma call you Nicki. Not because you are her but rather because I figure if you ask for it, than it must turn you on, and damn it! It’s the right thing to do. Plus when it comes to women, we all know her vagina is capable of carrying a baby. No matter what a guy does his penis would never be as big as a baby! Maybe a baby’s arm, but still…
What makes you react in the bedroom? Do you have limits in the bedroom? If so why? Let’s have a discussion.
The reason I would never say "daddy" is because I have a dad I call "daddy" and that is just weird to shout in bed. Guys, would you call say "i love that sh!t mommmy"?
I have to agree with the above comments. I have a father who is very much a part of my life…and no matter how old I get I will still call him daddy. So I can't see me ever calling a man who puts his penis inside me daddy. That just puts the wrong picture in my mind. . .and would be a sure-fire way to dry me up. . .quickly!!!
Well said @all three ladies
A woman that has a father that she has a relationship with can’t call you daddy cause that’s what she calls her dad. Asking her to call you daddy is in inviting her to think of her dad while she’s with you. The only exception I can see is between man and wife. The shit is gross. Not every girl is trying to rebel against your dick. There are sex triggers that some people can’t do.
Because my daddie's name is John 'Heckle' Beverly. Not the man that's giving me the business. And ain't no way in HELL I am calling my fiance my daddie.
I will go get the warm rag, sleep in the wet spot, and all that. But to call him something that I cherish so much, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!
My session would have went like this:
Him: "Call me Daddie"
Me: “Get off me, NOW"
I suspect the broads that do say that, are lacking their father. Otherwise, I don't see how Daddie's Little Girl would ever say that. IMO!
Ill call you daddy anytime ;]
I personally do not have a problem with calling my man daddy especially if he is putting it down above and beyond and even if he isn't it's always a ego booster for my man. And us broads who do say it are not all lacking our father i have a perfectly healthy relationship with my father. For people who think it's gross my father is the furthest thing from my mind when I call my man daddy while we're having sex.
I agree with Paris_Tokyo26 I'm a Daddy's girl to the fullest, but when I'm in the bedroom he is completely out of my mind. If that is the case think about how many times you call on God while you having sex. Considering half of us aren't married and committing a sin doing the act why are we calling on Him. Just asking.
Reri is exactly right. i completely agree. my compromise would be to call you papi. i don't call my dad that cause i'm not spanish. but i do like how sexy it sounds.
I have never understood why guys like to be called Daddy…I have never liked being called daddy always creeped me out. But I totally understand what you mean if I am inside you there is no reason why you shouldnt call me whatever I liked to be called. There is nothing left to hide. Once we have sex there is no more getting more intimate than that. I dont want to hear about the whole talking and getting to know each other better. Shit I put a piece of me inside of you like you said man cant get any more personal than that.
exactly who is thinking about their parent when they are having sex? My penis is in a chick… what more is left. If I wanted to be called Super Man and Batman at the same time damn it i should be called that.
I have no problem calling a guy daddy in the bedroom. Especially if he is "playing patty cake with my fillopian tubes the right way!" Calling a guy daddy is just turning him on more. It will make him wanna be more kinky with it! lol.
Umm, what? Why would you want to be called Daddy? I just don't understand the mentality of wanting to use a term that means parental caregiver in a sexual situation.
But to each his own- I don't understand furries, either, or people who like extreme pain. It's a matter of preference I guess, and I'm willing to bet the female you left behind because she wouldn't call you something that turned her off was probably like, "Good riddance, FREAK!" At least, that would have been my reaction.
Ooops, got so caught up in the "daddy" discussion I forgot the question at the end of the post… I do have limits in the bedroom. Why? Because if it turns me off mentally I will dry up in 2.5 seconds and push ol' boy OFF of me. The sex act has to stimulate my mind more than anything. One false move and it's ADIOS VAGINAL WETNESS.
First of all I love these conversations! Im da best example because I dont got a problem callin ma man daddy papa or papi NO I love it! I dont have a real deep relationship to my father but like we heard b4 there a enuff women who got and still can call their man daddy so it doesnt matter how good ya father-daughter-relationship is… I try to explain it to yall: The father is da strong dominant part of the family da one who got da job to put ya fears away da one who takes care of his own family no matter what. I know we have 2010 and there are enuff mothers who are able to do da same and play that father and mother role but lets look at it in an oldfasion traditional way for a minute…so callin ya man daddy doesnt mean U havin inzest sex it just means U tellin him that HES DA MAN!!! A man can ask da most matured woman "Hav U been a bad gurl?" And she will just lay there and say "yesss papa I was soooo baaad!" Even she wasnt! I think its not about callin him daddy its about doin what he wants U to do in dat moment…I could give Ya much more examples but I see how much I already wrote so to bring it to the end: We are all different and thatscwhy U can have that "OMFG THIS IS DRIVIN ME CRAZY SEX" or "THAT WAS -NICE- SEX" There are freaks who cant get enough of new and ordinary shit, people who like to have sex da normal way and they be fine wit it, dominant and devote people…Human are different! So when U wanna live sex instead of just havin it then U gotta find someone who think the same way when it comes to that perfect thing called *sex* because it all starts in our head, its the brain who tells da pussy to get wet and da dick to get hard like a rock…
@Jaded New Yorker I wrote a blog about why men like being called Daddy. Its linked!
@Darklady I like the way you think…
Ladies first we are not trying to be your father's or replace them…I do believe that people are just narrowed-minded when it comes to that subject because calling a man daddy during sex isn't going to hurt anyone we are not asking you to sacrifice a goat or anything just a word we want to hear a few times before we reach that mountain…My ex gf called me daddy in the bedroom then we would go to her house and she would call her father daddy…Sex is a way to feel free and express yourself why risk good maybe great sex over one word…..p.s Every lady who said they don't call their man daddy in the bedroom best believe your "Daddy" probably made some woman in his time call him daddy in the bedroom
personally i dont think i could ever do that. papi maybe but i have never had it so good that i spontaneously even whispered 'daddy'. its just a turn off for me
Me calling a man daddy has nothing to do with my personal relationship between me and my father. And although we don't have the best relationship I am not longing for a father figure. Sheeeeeeeeit, If me saying "Daddy" is going to turn my man on, and help him to put it down just a little bit better, I'm on it!
I agree with the first post. I have a Daddy he is married to my Mom and helped raise me. Its sounds funny calling a man sexing me daddy. My father is the last thing I want to think of when im about to climax.
I can see how some women just can't do it.. because of the connection between the word and what it means for THEM but I'm Lebanese, so I never called my pops "daddy" it was always "baba" in Arabic and I sometimes would call him "dad" but never daddy. And I definatley dont think about my parents or anthing other than what's going on in the moment when it comes to sex. I enjoy everything about it and I'm not tryin to get a buzz kill from thinkin about family or any other issues NOT pertaining to sex.
IDK it just happened one time, in the middle of it all, I moaned it out "yesss dadddy" and it was just so sensual. It turned both of us on, and sent me to an orgasm that was out of this world! My current boyfriend is the only man I've ever called "daddy" during sex and it will be reserved only for him. I LIKE calling my man daddy. Even though he never actually specified I know it makes him feel good, it makes ME feel good lol he's my sexy daddy putting it on me, beating me up when ive been naughty, he takes realll good care of my needs and makes sure I'm satisfied. In a way, he is my "provider" of love and phsical pleasure amongst many other things.
My whole thing is to try and expeiment. You can't be faulted if you TRY something and dont like it. Hey — at least you tried it, if its not for you, keep it movin! But for those laies who say they cant do it? Clear your mind, just think about enjoying sensations, foucus on how gooood it feels, and not so much any other issues. Get yourself open to it and you might see its not as bad. It's just a word, afterall. No harm no foul ya know?
I feel You Julie we should say it because it turns us on lol if it turns our man on also…good…nutin better than feelin my man deep inside of me and callin him “oooh Daaaddyyy” Im curious about da next topic cant wait to read it xilla!!!
Men talk to much in bed.
@tmf—we talk in bed because thats tied into us being such visible creatures. You talking back at us is like having a cheerleader on the football field. Besides i always hear from women that guys who are quiet in bed or either weird or partially Native-American.
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